"I ran out of tissues so I had to go with the stocking stuffer method instead."
"When you're alone for Christmas, there's only one stocking stuffer you get."
"When you're alone for Christmas, there's only one stocking stuffer you get."
by Thunder of Muscle December 13, 2022
When a woman or a man engages in sexual intercourse, involving every hole being stuffed. Mouth, ass, and vaginal area, per woman. Males mouth and ass. Various partners, toys and creativity apply.
by Ahsile June 30, 2017
an item, usually small in size, that is sold during the holidays to be put in stockings for christmas. usually food, gift cards, or small trinkets (tops, rubik's cubes, puzzles, etc.)
by marthayouclumsyslut May 02, 2021
by BoofingKenG September 03, 2021
A JV Stock comes from Super Smash Bros. If the game ends and you are at 0%, it will be a JV(number of stocks you have plus 1) Stock. It is used often by people who play the game.
Remember, a JV Stock is what occurs when you are at 0% at the end of a game.
"I lost a stock, but at least I got the JV."
"JV4'd your ass!"
"At least I got the JV."
"That was a JV4 because I had 3 stocks and took no damage."
"Will they get the JV?"
"I lost a stock, but at least I got the JV."
"JV4'd your ass!"
"At least I got the JV."
"That was a JV4 because I had 3 stocks and took no damage."
"Will they get the JV?"
by Le0ne January 29, 2022
My wife is the sole share holder of my cock stock
The girl that I see every Saturday shares 1/7 equity of my cockstock
The woman on the corner has a public traded equity of her cock stock
An 18 year old is the newest ipo of the cock stock trade
The girl that I see every Saturday shares 1/7 equity of my cockstock
The woman on the corner has a public traded equity of her cock stock
An 18 year old is the newest ipo of the cock stock trade
by Sontworryavoutit August 13, 2021
The relative value of one's sexual perception by one's peers. Cock stock can be increased or decreased by the quality of ass attained by the holder of said stock. Cock stock can not be traded or sold on any legal stock markets. However, it can be manipulated using various schemes such as the pump and dump, whereby the holder increases his value by spreading false rumors of its potency.
Johnny banged a supermodel last night at the Victoria's secret Christmas party! His cock stock is through the roof!
by Henzlee January 20, 2014