Scary Selfish Guy (With A Look In His Eye)

A man, who, driven completely and solely by demonic self-interest, would be willing to undermine and compromise any person or value in order to achieve his goals. Usually really loves life. When Scary Selfish Guy is relaxed, even for a moment, and the facade that he presents to the world relaxes, even momentarily, one can see the most terrifying look in his eye which signifies his complete and utter selfishness.

Ryan: Dude, please call the police, I'm bleeding out. That guy was drunk and hit us at 90 mph. I can't believe that you're okay.

Gavin: Dude, I can't. I'm trying to get with Kayla and she like, really likes ruthless guys. I'm sorry man, I'll catch you later. *leaves scene*
Ryan: Holy fuck, that guy is a Scary Selfish Guy (With A Look In His Eye).

by BonerMasterMick2 November 21, 2025

Scaried

1. The act of being scared
2. Accusing someone of being scary

Ghost: Boo

Person: Ah you scaried me.

by Arson_Bobby June 29, 2023

Gerry Scaries

an unfortunate event that shakes things up prior to the Gerry wedding

Those Gerry Scaries are really keeping me on my toes.

by meeshlozano April 11, 2024

weird/goofy/scary

a bitch named aiyanna

aiyanna a weird/goofy/scary ass bitch that wont pull up

by jazzydiorr August 19, 2022

scary ass hoe

a certain type of person who has immense confidence online/out of ass kicking range, but will walk the fuck away if they see you in the streets.

"jane doe is such a scary ass hoe! she loved talking all that shit on *insert social media* but won't pull up."

by erinexorcist February 24, 2023

scary carrot

A carrot that is weirdly shaped to look scary.
Instead of carving a pumpkin you could carve a carrot.

Kevin:are you going to carve a pumpkin on Halloween and make a scary pumpkin.

Me:no I’m going to carve a carrot and make a scary carrot.

by Carrrrot January 1, 2021

Scary Lady

scary lady is a girl named Adriana. She will find you no matter where you are and she is most likely to be your sleep paralysis demon. do not let her looks fool you, she will stare into your soul until you simply pass away. she will turn into the demon under your bed. She will make your ketchup watery. She will make your pillow warm. She will make your cereal soggy. beware of scary lady

“Oh my god is that scary lady?!”
“Yeah, don’t mess with her. She’ll beat your ass.”

by butt hole tickling bandit June 11, 2023