by J.F. February 11, 2003
A piece of crap truck that a blonde Amish looking bastard drives. Truely a piece of crap. Only homos add tall white cb antennas to these junk trucks
by Cool dude 69 February 06, 2018
a peice of fucking shit american 3.0 or 4.0 engine block that instead of putting oil in it you can literally just fucking spray diarrhea into the block and itll run fine these fucking trucks like to blow up and bend frames like me bending over your dad for some poop fun in the bed
by wetgirl444444 November 13, 2015
An American piece of shit that won’t get you chicks, won’t work when you need it, won’t be talked bad about by white peoples, and won’t last more than a few years.
Rahul: Hey candy, I’m sorry, I might be running late to our date.
Candy: why you coming late, boy?
Rahul: I drive a Ford ranger.
Candy: oh, no, no, no, baby, take your sweet time, I understand the difficulty you going through
Rahul: thanks
Candy: why you coming late, boy?
Rahul: I drive a Ford ranger.
Candy: oh, no, no, no, baby, take your sweet time, I understand the difficulty you going through
Rahul: thanks
by SP69 January 31, 2018
A show pony 4wd Ute. Made to look like its the toughest Ute out there. In reality a matchbox car is stronger and more reliable not to mention cheaper. It’s ability to 4wd, climb rock walls and perform like a true 4wd is non existent.
by Haha_medowie_game November 08, 2018
another name for the homosexual who roams the halls of sjb. his real name is alexander and he rides horses. as chummy says, "he rides the boloney poney."
by mattsmuthazluva May 03, 2003
A masked marauder who gets a raging boner in the middle of an earthquake in Costa Rica and runs out on the hotel balcony trying to stab people with his tiny, Jimmy Dean breakfast sausage of a Johnson (who the Fuck is Johnson).
by Teej123 September 05, 2008