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a Product of the Internet

Someone who has been shaped by internet culture; their personality, intrests, takes or tastes, being tailored by online trends.

Alternatively it can refer to someone who is alternative or unsual as a result of exposure to such aspects online at a young age.

Example: Wilbur soot. (source: Soot, Wilbur. "The internet ruined me". Youtube. 25th May, 2020.)
"I feel like i'm a disappointment."

"Well... you are pretty much 'a Product of the Internet'."
by Janice the Bathroom Cleaner January 9, 2023
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products

Products are sexy shit that Mother JiaFei makes out of her own vagina.
Mother JiaFei, I love your products, please kidnap me
by imiplacepula December 27, 2021
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lazy-productive person

A lazy-productive person isn’t someone who likes to get things done so they can be lazy later.
I define myself as a lazy-productive person because I want to get things done so I can smoke out of my bong at night and read.
by CelestialSeaCow May 5, 2018
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by Adujasty343 June 15, 2025
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stationary products

Pens/pencils/erasers, notebooks, rulers, compasses, etc --- writing/drawing accessories that heartless grownups make poor little kiddies miserably sit in one place and use instead of letting them go outside to play.
What a farce --- all these self-righteous adults whining about modern-day children's preferring to watch TV and use their computers/cell-phones instead of doing outdoor activities, and yet when those very same youngsters **specifically ask to go outside**, those same snooty grownups heartlessly shake their heads and say, "No, you hafta stay here and finish your lessons!" Plus they balk at buying the youngsters nice outdoor-0activities equipment like skateboards or basketball-hoops, yet they always seem to manage the cash for stationary products to use in their boring schoolwork! It's just a big conspiracy to keep children "quiet and manageable"!
by QuacksO June 12, 2018
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weapon of mass production

A council estate mother who has 15 children to 16 different men career slut incubator loose lady tardis fanny
:Ey bro what's your new neighbour like I only got a glimpse from the back

:behave your self that bitch is a WEAPON OF MASS PRODUCTION she got 15 kids to 16 men theres nothing there but trouble bro
by Mauf56 May 9, 2020
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Cosmic Product

Holy cow the shelves are full of cosmic products

Do you like my cosmic product

3 Super Products = Cosmic product

End of the world gun, grenade launcher attachment, laser scope = Cosmic product

Pomegranate, honey, cbd mixed = Cosmic product

Water, Suger, Coffeebeans = Cosmic product

3 in one already built ready to go
by Adam Rhys Campbell September 24, 2020
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