Hoodrat Poses

When a hoodrat takes pics on counters pokin out her large flabby ass, pokes out her crusty lips that are covered in cheap lip gloss, pizza grease, or semen. Mugs the camera like she finna fight. Lifts her shirt too show off her blubbers of fat or ribs. She usually is twirling her short ass burnt off cherry uneven nappy at the roots hair or her blond long ass a motherfucker cheap ass $20 dollar horsehair weave... that she taped in with yellow tape.

Sydney: Hmm girl let's put these pics up on facebook so errbody can see how good we is lookin

Vicky: Right homegirl. Cause I know you def tryna hook up with Langston and you already know Joel is my boo.

5 minutes later at another home

Langston: Damn, you see these pictures Sydney put up. She think she look good but she doin them hoodrat poses.

Joel: Right and Vicky needa quit playin tryna rock that pink horsehair and then tight ass shorts

Langston: Right, I can see that bitches hair.

Joel: Holdup... is that tape??

by Lemonsz Lemonade November 1, 2010

skate poser

Any one who thinks some skaters are gay because of the brand of clothing they r wearing. They usually suck and give other skaters shit to cover up the fact that they suck. they also usually brag about what they can do and then cant do it when you ask to see it. Some Skate Posers wear skate stuff but dont skate.

Skate Poser: Dude i Tre flipped 12 Stairs the other day
Skater: Really lets See it
Skate Poser: nah Im too tired

Skater: Nice Lakais do you skate in them
Skate Poser: Nah I dont skate i just wear them so people think im cool

by Clayton Rawles January 15, 2008

poser

People who buy rock and "punk" t-shirts at places such as Nordstrom and Meier and Frank, for $40 dollars, then flaunt them off on their "Myspace".....and call themselves punks and/or rockers.....

*True Story* Poser in a Pink shirt.....
A girl I knew was wearing a Pink Floyd Dark Side of the Moon shirt. (Pink Floyd is my favorite band.) I asked her where she got it. She responded, "Nordstrom, isn't it freakin' wicked?!" (Exact Qoute, just imagine it in a ditsy voice). So I then ask her, "What's your favorite Pink Floyd song?
"Dark Side of the Moon, duh!"
"Song, not Album..."
"It is a song, it says so on the shirt!"
(For those of you who don't get it....there is no Pink Floyd song called Dark Side of the Moon, it's in the lyrics....)

by Chainmail May 6, 2006

Poser bands

there isn't really any poser bands, its just the posers that make them poser bands...if that makes any sense..

Just because those bands (ex: good charlotte, simple plan, etc.) are pop rock and all sound the same doesn't mean they are copying everyone else. They have just probably been influenced by the same music. maybe they don't want to sound like metal, they just want to play music and write meaningful lyrics (hopefully)

posers listen to bands like simple plan, good charlotte, blink 182,etc..so they make the bands look like poser bands even though those bands probably didn't mean to sound like everyone else

by mynameis_alex September 26, 2006

poseur

A poseur is someone who dresses untrendy, because they think it's the lastest trend. Poseurs don't really like they style they imitate; they just dress that way to be cool, popular, or just so people will like them. They are fake, pathetic people.

me: I was uncool before uncool was cool.
poseur: I'm uncool because uncool is cool.

by wateva August 27, 2005

poser

A word that only posers use.

"That dude is a poser". :::looks at self and realizes that's me::::

by Evan May July 25, 2008

Odd Future Poser.

Someone who doesn't actually like the rapping group Odd Future, but uses abbreviations of the group such as "Golf Wang", or "Trash Wang", and shows support of the rapping group because they think they're cool. Not because they actually like the group.

Anyone with common sense #:1 "I know this kid named Dune who's a HUGE Odd Future poser."

Anyone with common sense #2: "What a asshole. Everyone knows Dune's a Odd Future poser. Its well known."

by Hank, the Wang. April 30, 2013