Being a Butt Wiser is the act of becoming a real wise-cracker and smart-ass through the act of smoking a glass crack pipe through your booty. You will then become known as both a pipe cracker and a crack piper, interchangeably.
"If you're begging for my root, I am afraid you'll rutabaga me booty. If you chew and swallow rutabagas, they will end up in your doodie. If you smoke a smart-ass crack pipe out of your booty, you'll be a butt wiser inside the crack piper of the mind's doodie."
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 25, 2023
by Himmmy February 07, 2024
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked? Peter piper pickle
by Weird Word Dictionary December 20, 2021
Peter Piper Pickle
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by Weird Word Dictionary December 18, 2021
The want to consentually devour your partner(s) in a sexually and sensually delightful way. Oats may or may not be used in the process, but it will always end with two people living in a separate realities to one of the people in their lives that they find irreplaceable.
I want to eat them like a bowl of Piper porridge for the whole weeekend. I might even spice it up with some rhubarb this time round.
by Trash Hair December 25, 2017
Mr. Pipper piper
1. Someone who cheats excessively; to the point they consider it a craft.
2. Someone who engages in sexual activities with a person outside of their current relationship
1. Someone who cheats excessively; to the point they consider it a craft.
2. Someone who engages in sexual activities with a person outside of their current relationship
Daniel: " Yeah, I've been piping down this new girl recently."
Spence: " I thought you were in a relationship?"
Daniel: "I am, but there's nothing wrong with a little fun on the side."
Spence: "Look what we have here -- A Mr.Pipper piper."
Spence: " I thought you were in a relationship?"
Daniel: "I am, but there's nothing wrong with a little fun on the side."
Spence: "Look what we have here -- A Mr.Pipper piper."
by WICKEDP3NIS January 30, 2025
by Eva.Rach:)) September 19, 2021