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Beaumaris Pig

A person (a 'pig') or group of persons (called a 'boyse'), who (on completion of studies at St Bede's College, usually around Year 10) have taken up such apprenticeships as plumbing, brick-laying or anything similar.
They believe above anything else that they are God's gift to women, and unashamedly announce their self-proclaimed wealth (existant or not) to anyone they think they are better than.
Someone that is not your friend, but is believed to be a friend of one of your friends can be referred to as "your pig".
The Beaumaris Pig enjoys social occasions and celebrates the end of the night by ritually vomiting over someones car (generally the driver's side door handle). Obviously they see that no apology is necessary as such renegade actions are expected of a 'pig'.
A 'pig' will attempt to start a fight with anyone or anything and in one particular case, used someone washing their car as a cue to call the 'boyse' because they weren't 'thinking of the bushfires'.
They refer to persons from the capital of New South Wales as 'Sydney cunts', and although the majority of people around Australia have greater intelligence than the 'pig', a 'pig' (in front of his 'boyse') will never admit defeat.
by givemefacetime February 25, 2009
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pig kicker

"your a cow tippin pig kickin son of a bitch."

"just cuz i grew up on a farm dont mean im a pig kicker."

"i didnt even know you grew up on a farm."
by mickey brown March 7, 2007
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Float a pig

I’m gonna go float a pig.
by Sqeekydad October 6, 2021
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Pig Sex

Pig sex is sex without limits, making hit hard to define. It involves one or more pigs that have wild sex that defies limits.

Pig sex is purely carnal. It has nothing to do with emotions and those participating in pig sex are just concerned with pushing physical limits and extending their sexual experience to maximize physical pleasure.

Pig sex avoids rules or labels or guidelines like who is "top" or "bottom" or what you can/can't do. All options are on the table and nothing is completely off limits in pig sex. This is why pig sex is often confused for sex involving feces or urine. This is not a requirement of pig sex though they may not necessarily deter a real pig from sex.

Pig sex is sex without pretense. It involves a deeper understanding that sex is primal. carnal, and should be celebrated without reservation
John is a bear, but loves him some pig sex.

Just cause I like pig-sex doesn't mean I like feces.
by P0rk October 23, 2013
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French Pig

Someone of inferior intellectual or creative ability who starts an argument with you about something you know more about. Based on an episode of Gordon Ramsey's Kitchen Nightmare.
The earth is not flat, you french pig!
by emb03 October 15, 2017
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Pig Vomit

1. Anyone whose mere presence causes an involuntary gag-reflex upon all those unfortunately nearby.
2. Kenny Rushton- as described by Howard Stern
Damnit, I just saw Pig Vomit. I think I'm about to lose that $35 Surf & Turf meal!
by Peter T. Ghost January 29, 2006
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pig-dog

Part of the string of insults hurled by the French Taunter in "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"
"You don't frighten us, English pig-dog! Go and boil your bottoms, son of a silly person. I blow my nose on you, so-called Arthur-king, you and your silly English K...kaniggets." ~French Taunter
by patheimathos February 24, 2005
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