An ugly ass emo girl who doesn’t give two fucks about anyone but herself. She’s a selfish bastard and smells like shit on fire. All she does in her free time is play VR and cut her wrist while posting stupid sad snapchat stories.
by unlike fat llama June 8, 2022
Get the Peyton mug.Ugliest monster you will ever see. She looks like a burnt duck and laughs like an abnoxious hyena. Kill yourself Peyton.
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Get the Peyton mug.Arrogant leader-type that acts like a complete bafoon when in public with friends but can be serious when need be. Often athletic a “Peyton” will be proud of their achievements and show it off in the only way he knows how, shirtless. A Peyton can help aspire his peers to preform to their best and have a good journey while telling others to go fuck themselves at the same time. A Peyton is known for not having the best track record with the common folk and the opposite sex but often shows improvement year after year. A “Peyton” loves to start fresh in life and with new relationships while supporting and helping those who stayed with him for the long haul.
Girl 1; “there goes that asshole Peyton again”
Girl 2; “why does he act like a literal child”
Girl 3; “yeah, he needs to grow up”
Now the mens side
Guy 1; “man, there goes Peyton again”
Guy 2; “damn, he really improved from the last time he did that”
Guy 3; “yeah, he really shows me what true detection looks like”
Girl 2; “why does he act like a literal child”
Girl 3; “yeah, he needs to grow up”
Now the mens side
Guy 1; “man, there goes Peyton again”
Guy 2; “damn, he really improved from the last time he did that”
Guy 3; “yeah, he really shows me what true detection looks like”
by Wsa1007 June 23, 2022
Get the Peyton mug.The name of a being that separated himself from his original host to terrorize anything he sees. He doesnt go outside often and usually communicates by hacking or texting your household devices. He also works with the bowgarts from my singing monsters and help capture mike ehrmantrauts mind
Man Poopy Peyton is such a menace
Poopy Peyton started screaming racial slurs at the children in child care.
Poopy Peyton started screaming racial slurs at the children in child care.
by edwardleedalfonso September 5, 2022
Get the Poopy Peyton mug.Usually the male spelling of the name. The female version is spelled Payton. Although when a female is named Peyton you had better realize that you're in the company of a real bad-ass in the making. She maybe of only adolescent years, yet is already beginning to walk in her destiny. She is passionate about the things she cares about. She loves her friends and will go to war with them. Loyalty means so much to this young warrior. She does not get along with other girls her age, she sees them as petty, with their jealousy. She knows she's pretty but has yet to see that she is beautiful and will be stunning when she becomes a young adult. She was born in the perfect alignment of the moon and stars, so this makes her special. She is a Revolutionary Child, one that was born to one day bring the change this World needs as it decays everyday. She may not know her destiny yet but she knows inside her she feels something stirring within. She is brave and has an enormous amount of relentless drive in her when she wants something. She has to learn while she's young to use this superpower in the right way. She will no doubt be in charge of any situation she finds herself in. You can be certain of one thing when she is present....there will be no calmness, she can be a storm. If anyone should ever meet a female Peyton, it would be wise to become her friend. She won't let you down and in time she will lead you to witness greatness.
Peyton, after reaching age of adulthood, found herself in the position to bring together millions of people to fight for what is right. She lead them with bravery, loyalty, and dedication so that the World became a better place. She brought about the Revolution that no one else had the ability to do.
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