Mong

A person that, how of the time, doesn't know what he/she is doing. It can also be related to spastic and retard.

No, I don't care about your split vision theory you massive mong.

by urbantranslator2 June 3, 2018

Mong

English slang term for a simpleton, idiot or genuinely unintelligent person. A diminutive of the word 'Mongoloid'. Used in the same way as 'spastic'.

"Have you heard how he talks? He stutters and mumbles like a right mong..."

"I can't go down the pub in flip-flops, I'll look a right mong.."

by TheValeyard January 27, 2023

Bobby Mong

If your penis and testicles were removed, then you will have a lump where they used to be. This is called a bobby mong.

If you don't exercise your bobby mong then it will explode to become a bobby hole.

This can happen to women too but only in rare and gruesome circumstances.

Dude 1: "Hey, I heard James has a bobby mong"
Dude 2: "I wanna slap that shit"
Dude 1: "what"
Dude 2: "what"

by Sam The Holy Ham January 20, 2019

Mong

a retard also known as ruby lister

hey did you see that mong over there?
that’s ruby lister?
exactly!

by Gemma Collins May 7, 2020

Monged

When one is so high they become non operational and somewhat vegetative

"I'm monged bro" "He/She is monged out" "sorry babe I was monged out last night"

by ABS_tract69 September 15, 2023

Mong

A person who has a large ego and feels the need to boast about their achievements. A antisocial gorilla at times and portray themselves as a superior species. They go by the name Farooq,Farhan etc…..

“Oh look at that show off, what a mong!”

by CoonyManker December 16, 2021

id-mong

An unintelligent, ugly human being constantly saying stupid things. See also: Mongrel.

Andy, quit saying stupid quotes from the movie League of Extraordinary Gentlemen you id-mong.

by Eric Devlin December 13, 2008