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The act of masturbating, frying AND seasoning chicken with 11 herbs and spices while driving a 1971 Ford Pinto.
Coastie doing an original recipe little mitch is proof that it takes a tough man to fry a tender chicken.
by publius2011 April 25, 2017
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Mitch

A guy with cute floofy hair and the nicest eyes with the best music taste ever
Damn what a mitch!!!
by Sadcarrot101 November 24, 2021
mugGet the Mitchmug.

Mitch Maddie

Not only handsome, but extremely successful, as well.
Wow, that guy is a real Mitch Maddie.
by Your pretty cool coworker December 31, 2019
mugGet the Mitch Maddiemug.

Mitch

Mitch the Bitch can be convinced to do anything remarkably stupid in a short period of time. He has that form of stupid masculinity like the guys on Jackass. This coupled with the confidence of someone who has always wanted to be famous just spells disaster. Be aware that this form of idiot is also a Mare which is a demonic spirit of European origin that uses sex as a chance to embarrass women or win the support of people who never valued him in the first place.
I got a copy of the flyer Mitch made this year for the proud boys incel group, they want access to more black bodies now without the establishment of longstanding social inclusion in the financial market.
by T-Exchange May 17, 2025
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Mitch

A player and a big liar. He lies about everything especially when he says he loves you. Do not trust him.
"No, don't trust him, he's a Mitch!"
by Harrypotter$%@ February 25, 2024
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mitched

in texas hold'em, the act of hitting a river card to defeat your opponent when you had no business winning the hand.
My aces got cracked by 2-4 offsuit when name mitched me on the river.
by hamiltonporter June 26, 2020
mugGet the mitchedmug.

green Mitch

A newbie who thinks their intellect in a specific subject is much more vast than it actually is. Mainly used in Southern Ireland at the various pubs in the area
Patrick said that he knows the exact recipe of Guinness.
Patrick is such a green Mitch!
by Lil dewdrop June 8, 2023
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