muddy hand

When you first someone in the ass and there hand comes out covered in shit

Man after I fisted her I had a muddy hand

by Sonigga June 16, 2016

Muddy Detroit

When your partner mounts his or her ass on your stomach and farts simulating a raspberry by means of the ass. Make sure any chocolaty goodness leaves skids and tire marks. Don't forget to flood the belly button.

And guess what? There's Muddy Detroit for dessert! Susan made sure to eat a significant quantity of fiber one bars for Steve's Muddy Detroit on Tuesday night. A Muddy Detroit never goes well in a swimming pool. Elaine gave Beth four Muddy Detroits before she took a shower.

by Gushers April 21, 2008

muddy rug

when you shit on a rug, smear it around, and fly on it like a magic carpet

Lets go pop a molly and hit up a muddy rug.

by Yonnk November 24, 2013

bloody muddy

When you cause a womens vagina to bleed during sex, and then place your own fecal matter inside it.

Shes probably sick because i gave her a bloody muddy

by rittzbitch July 16, 2017

muddy windows

Getting a Hot Carl while wearing eyeglasses or goggles.

I'd like to give Yano some muddy windows.

by Chase Atherton May 5, 2004

muddy stone

a term used for a particularly hard shit.

ooo i relly need too drop a muddy stone

by cj1995 December 12, 2010

muddy nightmare

Using a fresh shit as a dildo on a woman

The man gave that girl a muddy nightmare

by Trungeldore November 9, 2014