Moist Robe

What you call you're sleeping garments when you wake up wet and have no idea why.

Vinnie woke up with a moist robe and a devastating headache.

by zbastardman March 4, 2020

Moist Pidgeon

A weird name given to someone who likes pigeons and dislikes the word moist, Mainly a teacher

(Caugh Mr Smith)

Hello MOIST PIDGEON

by That one kid not called bill October 14, 2020

Moist Handy

an unexpectedly wet high five

the boys won the grand final and after went to the locker rooms for a round of Moist Handys

by Corayzy November 21, 2022

Moist Unhappy

The feeling when you're in the middle of a sexual act and you don't feel like continuing, but your body is wet anyway

I was really moist unhappy in the car the other day with Devani

by lozzledrawzzles November 21, 2022

moist hawk

The act of getting shagged spread eagle on the belay to stay warm

Josh is taking ages to climb this pitch, moist hawk?

by hard_hawk_of_glencoe November 30, 2022

Moist bumfuzzul

When you shake a pop can so much then shove it up your bum and you sit too hard so that it opens and explodes in your bum and it’s all sticky

“Last night I did the moist bumfuzzul challenge

by Mommy milf Jessica October 10, 2021

Moist Jamie

A wet willie of the bellybutton.

Bro they didn’t give you a wet willie did they? No worse I got a Moist Jamie

by The_did_kiddler July 24, 2021