official minority

someone who has been granted unofficial (or official) privileges by being the race, religion, or orientation that they are. This is, of course, based on what country you are in.

People act like this kind of treatment to minorities does not exist, but no one thinks of refuting the Jim Crow laws.

Mexicans are an official minority
African Americans are an official minority
Gays are an official minority
Muslims are an official minority

Examples apply to the United States.

by Someone else has the name John May 03, 2007

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Schrodinger's Minor

A Minor, usually between the ages of 16 and 17, that uses it as an excuse for their behaviour, claiming that their age makes it so they shouldn't face any consequence for their actions, but still expect you to both respect their opinion (you can't disagree with them because they're a minor and they don't know any better) while also not treat them like a child (they're a minor but they're very mature and their opinion is important, even if the matter at hand is 18+ which they shouldn't be interacting with in the first place) but due to their age (16-17) they do, indeed, know better, most people who act like this will change their trick once they're 18 by claming your opinion doesn't matter because you're older than them, this never seems to end well however.

Minor(17): KILL YOURSELF

NotMinor(18): I don't think you should say that

Minor(17): WHAT???? IM LITERALLY A MINOR DO NOT SPEAK WITH ME YOU PEDOPHILE

In this case the minor showcases an example of Schrodinger's Minor, they do not take any responsibility for what they said and instead attack the person who replied to them claiming that they're a minor and they shouldn't interact with them.

by afon the dumbass December 25, 2023

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Hyper-minority

A group of people even smaller than a minority, not being recognized as part of LGBT, or ethnic groups. People like "trans racial", "MAP","dreamgender/dreamsexual"are all hyper-minorities. Unlike minorities, hyper-minorities are subject to being ridiculed because they are cringe and irritating to be around. So they are often made fun of online.

"Hey that guy across the street is in a hyper-minority, cringe.

by Combat shorts August 29, 2021

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minor pass

like the n word pass but it can be given by a minor to have intercourse with other minors

"sir you're under arrest"
"nuh uh i got that minor pass"

by hunggaf December 08, 2024

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Minority Fire hose

When you drink a large amount of stool softeners, and place a finger so it is covering half of your asshole. (Much like when u place a finger over a hose to increase the pressure) You then spray your unsuspecting partner with your fecal matter, making her look like a minority.

I gave my girlfriend a Minority Fire Hose, and knocked her off her feet with the pressure.

by BlueBooty November 19, 2014

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