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Michael

Always the smartest in the room . Knows how to get your girl whenever he wants to . He is also known for having a giant dick (10 Inches or bigger )
Oh Michael is coming u better hide your girlfriend boi
by Brutonium July 5, 2019
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Michael

Michael is the best boyfriend ever. He is super super cute. He is also the perfect height. His hands are so fucking perfect just like his personality. His touch and attention is addictive, like a drug. He will make you super happy. Michael makes your depression go away.
random bitch: I think I like Michael..

me: he is absolutely perfect but if you touch him i will beat you with a base ball bat
by Mk <3 January 1, 2022
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Michael

A very horny guy who constantly tells people how horny he is.
“Hey Michael just sent me a text saying he’s unbelievably hard rn”

“Yeah that sounds like him.”
by LeeLeif February 3, 2023
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Michael

Michael... Michael, Michael Michael.

Now this guy Michael. He has the largest, the most veloumptius rockin hard cock.
That Michael was huge
by T0aster111 April 22, 2021
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michael

A michael is someone who is tough and never backs down from a fight, but is sensitive and meaningful on the inside. He's seen as somebody you can trust and is reliable to the ones he loves most and his girlfriend sexy af. also got a fat dick and pounds good. His banter is unbeatable and there isnt going to be someone else the same as him - his smile is the most attractive thing you could fall in love with and hes seen as a loyal person who you will never get bored off. can be a dick sometimes but the memories you make with him will never be forgotten. also plays overly good at any game smh. also will roast the shit out of you ion every sarcastic form possible. luv u michael hehe.
michael looks like patrick from spongebob lmfao
by bigbootyhoe2.1 November 14, 2020
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Michael

The most alpha male being in existence .
Michael’s are usually highly attractive men, who have the ladies falling at their feet, but michael will always keep his cool and will never break someone’s heart,and do you know why? Because he’s an alpha male
A female: michael is so kind , I want HIM
Male: michael gets all the ladies,how does he do it?!
by MrBombastik November 22, 2021
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Michael

Michael is a mentally tough individual who has encountered quite a handful of hardships and difficult experiences throughout his life. He is also very fair and treats most of the people he meets similarly to the way they treat him and tolerates no sort of abuse or shit from anyone. However, at times, he may be overly-judgmental of certain people he runs into, but he is just relying on what his own gut and instinct tells him initially. Most importantly, he is also extremely unpredictable and not a person who you would want to associate as your enemy.
Never underestimate Michael because you may be surprised what he knows or what he is capable of.
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