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Alan: I’m not gay, I’m metrosexual
Charlie: that’s just a gay man who can’t get laid
by Nt789 August 22, 2021
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Having intercourse on a train. Amaglamation of "metro" and "sexual."
John took Emily into the bathroom on Amtrack and had intercourse with her, it was a fun metrosexual experience.
by revoLucian1776 February 28, 2024
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The attraction to anyone good looking on the metro to the extent of waking up early in attempt to hopefully catch the same metro as her again :)
The tendency of an individual to be hitting on every possible option on the metro increases with how qualitatively metrosexual they are. (Yes, metrosexuality increases with how down bad someone is)
X: James is a crazy metrosexual, it’s so funny how you can’t have a conversation with him on the metro without his eyes flitting over the place.

Y: I’m pretty sure he’s down bad, especially since he ended his LDR recently. But I didn’t realise he was this down bad to be catching the early metro just to see a girl he didn’t even know on the same metro.
by niceknowingyaaa June 4, 2025
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That man be moving like Marcel, a Metrosexual.
by Wow4reel June 24, 2025
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