Heterosexual

Disgusting

Gay women: I'm so happy I dont like guys

Hetero man: I can turn to heterosexual 🤤(🤢)
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Do not do this disgusting

by Thank god I'm wlw 😃 September 23, 2020

metrosexual

A disgraceful excuse for a male. Someone who has nothing better to do with their life, than worry about their image. Often spends more time in the bathroom fixing themselves up than their girlfriend.

normal guy: hey wanna go out to the pub and watch the footy
metrosexual: nah id rather have a facial and watch the bold and the beautiful

by Thrill Addiction August 23, 2007

Metrosexual

The politicly correct term for "Pussy-bitch"

"James is such a metrosexual."

by A. Starless Midknyte December 28, 2005

Gay Heterosexual

A wimpy, straight man with a minuscule dick. They enjoy snacking on soy products, and their vegan moms fed them soy milk instead of breast feeding. They tend to have very low testosterone levels, and they lack protein due to their almost guaranteed veganistic behavior. These soy boys' favorite activity is virtue signaling, which they do by showing up at Gay Pride parades, and molesting the actual gay people. Due to their feminine ways, these "men" are never partnered with decent females. Instead, they like extreme feminist women who don't expect any manly behavior. Due to this defying nature and biology, these relationships never last. Gay Heterosexuals tend to populate the large American cities, including New York, Miami, Los Angeles, and especially San Fransisco, where these hoards are plentiful. During intercourse with these wimps, a woman may require that a "toy" is used, since the man's penis is usually not long enough to penetrate the vagina. It's unusual that sperm can be produced by Gay Heterosexuals, due to the high estrogen/low testosterone levels, so population decrease has been present in recent years. It is believed that in the near future, they may be extinct.
Diet: carrots, almonds, soy milk, bran flakes, and bamboo
Age: 18-30
Gender: well gender could mean many things
IQ: 20-40
Dick Length: 0.1-1inch in erect form
Hobby: screaming and crying about changing the word

That Gay Heterosexual didn't even grunt once when I slept with him.
Gay heterosexuals have been banished from most parts of Texas.

by Naggot Figger August 22, 2019

metrosexual

1. a male-sounding word for "girly"
2. a man who despite being heterosexual, acts like a gay
3. a man who has all the features of a homosexual except that he doesn't like other men
4. a man who has forgotten how wonderful it is not to have to spend hours in front of the mirror, use 20 different hair products, go to a salon, and any other girly habit

Confused girl: I'd like to date a metrosexual
Old-school guy: Why? Are you tired of real men?

by Alfredo1982 November 4, 2006

metrosexual

a hetrosexual man who is well groomed and dressed nice.

a hetrosexual man who is well groomed and dresses nice.

by robert garcia May 22, 2005

Metrosexual

1. A straight man who primps and beautifies more than a woman, i.e. eyebrows being plucked, waxing, getting highlights. Is not gay

2. Ryan Seacrest

1. Friend 1: Have you seen Ryan? I think he got his eyebrows done

Friend 2: Wow, he's such a metrosexual

2.Ryan Seacrest is a metrosexual

by XXxLuvMexXX October 9, 2009