Messi

A piece of shit who relies on Eibar
It's used in place of words like shit, poo and ass

The baby did a Messi in his diaper

by Jegtfgh November 24, 2021

Messi

He is super bad and super ugly with his face bruh

I HATE MESSI

by SorryButDontTouchMe November 20, 2023

Messy Bottom

someone who is homosexual and does the bending and overall gossips.

Person 1: person 3 has been talking bad about you

Person 2: fr?! such a messy bottom

by Marieeeeeeeeeeea February 28, 2024

Messy Man

What one is called when they dunk their piece of bread in a pool of eggs to make french toast.

It's-a me, the Messy Man! I make the French-a Toast-a!

by Cragnon December 08, 2021

Messy Girly

A girl who’s room is messy but pink and girly.

Damn did you see that girls room it was pretty messy girly!

by Girly 363 December 29, 2023

messy love

A messy love is a teenage girl who tends to be giggly, intoxicated, and clumsy when hooking up with guys. Some qualities that differentiate them from normal people are unreasonable cuteness of the face, a goose-like laugh, and a nice sized badonkadonk.

pure love by day...messy love by night

The messy love cackled in the tent as she bent backwards half naked, nearly falling off the stranger she was straddling.

by goodnightlila April 30, 2008

messi is the goat

“messi is the goat” is a way for people to freely express their 1940s-germany-like sentiments without being judged

every time i hear “messi is the goat” all i hear is nazi propaganda

by jimmy john’s July 01, 2024