Person who keeps on toggling between social networking sites like Facebook and email websites like Hotmail, often vainly searching for messages during obviously bad times, like when most people are sleeping or working.
Don't be such a message chaser! Get off that effin' computer, go to Target and buy that toy for the kids that's on discount, before the animals grab it up!
by pentozali September 8, 2010
Get the message chasermug. the type of message where you have reached your lowest point and express all your feelings straight foward without thinking the consequences of what will the answer is
by stavragar March 20, 2017
Get the nuke messagemug. Business jargon for to tell oneself, admit to oneself, remind oneself. Can also be used in a non-business context.
Best deployed in the tone of cold, calculated impersonality so beloved of financial types.
Also useful for the handwringing mustn't judge self-help sector
Best deployed in the tone of cold, calculated impersonality so beloved of financial types.
Also useful for the handwringing mustn't judge self-help sector
Ryan needs to self-message that running a million dollar a week loss is not a sustainable business proposition.
Rhonda, I think it would be great if you could self-message tha t maybe continuing your meth addiction isn't the optimum life choice for your 8 children
Rhonda, I think it would be great if you could self-message tha t maybe continuing your meth addiction isn't the optimum life choice for your 8 children
by Portmagee October 27, 2012
Get the self-messagemug. Jane has cheated on Jack with a jock.
Jack:Imma send a message to the ho Jane *Pisses on her front porch
*Jack later gets arrested but is glad he sent that piss message to Jane for being a slut.
Jack:Imma send a message to the ho Jane *Pisses on her front porch
*Jack later gets arrested but is glad he sent that piss message to Jane for being a slut.
by RamoonAdoo August 7, 2016
Get the Piss Messagemug. by Maxxwasfound October 1, 2022
Get the Welcome to gifgaf voice messagesmug. Gigachad sez: On Urban Dictionary, you don't have to be a real dummy and post inappropriate definitions about stuff. Think about your little brother and also if your family sees your definition on the site. You don't have to try and be someone else you're not by writing retardish definitions that may appear funny but in reality are extremely stupid and gross. Be yourself. Don't try to appear funny to other people, just be your normal self.
The Gigachad message is explained above. By writing normal definitions, you are a real chad and not a jerkoff virgin.
by KaRizzmuh February 23, 2023
Get the Gigachad Messagemug. Get the Finder Launchpad Final Cut Pro Google Chrome VLC Calendar Music Notes FaceTime Messages Maps Preview Clock QuickTime Player Weather System Settings Calculator Logic Pro Motion Keynote OBS Downloads Trash spider
by iminhellplshelpahhh July 8, 2024
Get the Finder Launchpad Final Cut Pro Google Chrome VLC Calendar Music Notes FaceTime Messages Maps Preview Clock QuickTime Player Weather System Settings Calculator Logic Pro Motion Keynote OBS Downloads Trashmug.