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self-message 

A business/psychobabble jargon alternative to "tell oneself". Best used by people who want to fool others into thinking they are

a. Extraordinarily efficient and professional
b. Entirely empathetic and non-judgemental
"I think Bill needs to self-message that his turning up drunk to the weekly efficiency meetings is entirely inappropriate"

"I think you need to self-message that selling your children into slavery is not a viable solution to your financial issues involving access to crack"
self-message by Portmaguese July 13, 2012
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Piss Message 

When you mad at someone and you piss on there property to send a message.
Jane has cheated on Jack with a jock.

Jack:Imma send a message to the ho Jane *Pisses on her front porch

*Jack later gets arrested but is glad he sent that piss message to Jane for being a slut.
Piss Message by RamoonAdoo August 7, 2016

nuke message 

the type of message where you have reached your lowest point and express all your feelings straight foward without thinking the consequences of what will the answer is
dude i miss my ex i think i want to be with her again
- are you going to nuke message her
nuke message by stavragar March 20, 2017

Feeler message 

The art of posting a status, snapchat story or other non-personal story in the hope your crush will see it and message you.
I didn't want to message her first, so I sent out a feeler message in the hope she would see it and message me.
Feeler message by Stardrive450 June 24, 2017

Auditory Message 

An amazing alternative rock band formed by four 16-17 year old talented boys from Imst. You shoul definetly go on their Instagram: @auditorymessage and check their stuff out! They also have a YouTube Channel called Auditory Message.
Check them out, they’re awesome.
Dude 1: Dude do you know some awesome bands?
Dude 2: I know one called Auditory Message, you should definitely go and check out their Instagram!

Mitch Message 

Sending someone a Mitch Message is the ultimate f**k off message. It's how to get someone to not talk to you for 5 months
I'm going to send that bitch a Mitch Message
Mitch Message by MagicMirrie January 8, 2019

High Message Maintenance

Applies to someone who constantly needs to be messaged, via Messenger, WhatsApp etc.
Tania has such high message maintenance that I'm constantly on the phone messaging and can't get anything done.
High Message Maintenance by Jules350 November 14, 2019