Maximus

Maximus, hes the biggest rat. Mus in swedish is rat. And you know what we say about rats, smallest cock on earth

Maximus, is that not the ass mucle

by Smackman. November 24, 2021

maximus sleek

a boy who will love endlessly. he cares for people like no other, immediately makes the best impression, and can never leave your heart. probably has the worlds fluffiest hair, and beautiful eyes. loves yellow and cuddles.

“Wow, I’m so lucky to have Maximus Sleek in my life. i’ll love him forever”

by motigers November 23, 2021

Diptardius Maximus

A rare species of a hybrid of a Dipsh*t and a Retard. Also known by the alias: Ryan Meisel

Ryan, shut the frick up you stupid diptardius maximus!!!!!

by Erase-the-special-episode-inat May 16, 2023

Diptardius Maximus

A Person who is an absolute retard, and diptard to the extreme; Ryan Meisel

Shut the frick up, you diptardius maximus

by Erase-the-special-episode-inat May 17, 2023

maximus

maximus is a guy who doesnt have any rizz, and makes corny music that you just wish someone would turn off. he also has a micro dick.

"oh your names maximus, please leave my car"

by random_gamer123 June 19, 2023

Gluteus Maximus

Referring to the maximum amount of area a butt can take up. When the person gets more whale like the amount of area it takes up increases. Quite often when sitting down the butt takes on the characteristics of a couch.

That gluteus maximus doesn't fit through the door. Son that's not what your looking for. Look how much area it takes up.

by Mr. Homophobia June 29, 2023

Geeking Maximus

When you are at the point where you feel that you are the highest you ever been in your life.

Yesterday I took 5 blinkers and I was Geeking Maximus.

by FortniteKing117 June 11, 2024