Yo lance boyer is a lit as bitch. period. no questions. Just a crazy motherfucker that brings a party anywhere
by ItssYeBoiii October 19, 2018
Get the Lance Boyermug. by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 24, 2025
Get the I Will Smack YOur BAck Then Lance at Vagina ANd THen Say Get Out Of My Lifemug. by lairjohnjohn November 21, 2023
Get the Lancemug. Lancing is a large unknown seaside village in West Sussex, England which consists of nothing but chavs, stoners, old people and gypsies. Everyone from Lancing fits into one of these categories and will deny it. The only thing Lancing is famous for is that it is 20 minuets away from Brighton but no one actually knows of Lancing unless you live there. You may think it’s a good idea to come to this little seaside village, but trust me, you won’t come out alive after entering Lancing, if someone asks you to meet down the Co-Op alley way, run as fast as you can and never return. There are no good shops in Lancing except a mini Asda and Co-Op which are regularly robbed by 13 year old kids who go to Sir Robert Woodard Accademy since it’s the only activity to do around here for them.
by lynnpone August 29, 2022
Get the Lancingmug. lance is a guy who is a little bit too cocky. he destines to be a drug addict, and has a abnormally small penis. he likes to make racist jokes and sexist jokes. he's a closeted bi boy but refuses to admit it. he has some good qualities like a nice jawline but has a very lanky body, he has long blonde hair and sweeps it to the side like your average skater boy, but he cant skate.
girl 1: "omg look at that guy over there-"
girl 2: "he looks like a skater."
girl 1: "no, he looks like a lance!"
girl 2: "he looks like a skater."
girl 1: "no, he looks like a lance!"
by 420kuntlicker August 5, 2020
Get the lancemug. by Pissypooper April 27, 2024
Get the Lancingmug.