Petua Koni

A really fat but short dick.

The emoticon representation of this term is "🤏"

Example 1:
Raag: "I saw a weird dick today, it was really fat, like really fucking fat, but it was so short. I wouldn't know how to describe it"
Gayan: "Kinda like mine, I have a Petua Koni as well"

Example 2
Aryo: "I have this peculiar taste for dicks, I like them fat but not too long."
Gourish Mamba: "Brother I don't have a BBC but I sure do have a Petua Koni"

by fake creep November 19, 2025

Japa ryj tam koniu !

Japa ryj tam koniu means Shut Fuck Up Hourse !

- <GŁOŚNY KRZYK>
- <LOUD SCREAM>

- Japa ryj tam koniu !
- Shut Fuck Up Horse

by KACPER JEST FAJNY February 5, 2017

jesse de koning

A really sexy Guy, he fucked Many girls. The girls loves his giant Dick. And he's a Nice person. He's a really Nice person

Thats a real Jesse de koning

by Jdk1002 February 24, 2017

goofy ahh konichiwaa

goofy ahh konichiwaa: (adjective) Being fun or entertaining, often used as sarcasm/ironically

Damn this server isn't as goofy ahh konichiwaa as they said it would be

by The Stupidest Person Alive August 15, 2022