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jew jacked

One who gets taken advantge or ripped off severly. Usually associated with money.
That coke machine ate my dollar bill "i've just been jew jacked"
by Mac and Bernie April 12, 2005
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knob jockey

Meaning 1.
A Homosexual man that rides the knob/head of the penis to minimize penetration/painfulness during anal intercourse.

Meaning 2.
A anal retentive (tight assed) person that won't do a friend a small favour. The payout factor is that usually during sex the entire penis (shaft and knob) penetrates or is riden. This meaning suggests that via being a knob jockey and not a cock jockey that they are not giving the other party the satisfaction of riding the entire shaft rather than just the knob. Somewhat of a bastard.
Example 1.

Dude, I heard Rodney is a knob jockey.

Example 2.

Frances, fuck that man is so tight with is cash. Fucking knob jokcey.
by TROYum May 4, 2005
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jacked

To get robbed, mugged, rolled or beaten up by someone.
Man I jus' got jacked, fuck that shit.
Letz go jack these motherfuckers.
Oh man, my ride jus' got jacked.
by Diego September 22, 2003
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table jockey

term used for a waiter/waitress
Send over a table jockey to take my order.
by mongoloid August 12, 2004
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Sac jockey

A person who is constantly bothering you or biting your style. Thus, they ride your sack like a jockey rides a race horse.
"Hey Tom, here comes Jim."

"Yeah, I see him."

"Why does he have to dress just like I do?"

"Well, he's a sac jockey."
by Hammy Sagar December 3, 2005
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Ball Jacked

The act of a woman wanting to make a man a husband in a very short time frame.
Everything was going great with sally but then she ball jacked me and now were getting married next week.
by absinthe_psychologist January 18, 2010
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knob jockey

although Dale Winton has recently married I was always under the impression that he was a knob jockey
by Peter Donohoe June 27, 2003
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