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jesse

jesse is annoying af
by hoehoehoehoehoehoehoehoehoheoe December 17, 2018
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Jesse

A gay boy who likes talking sus and is really gay. Also has a huge fetish and love for Brad Pitt and men in general.
Guy 1: Have you seen Jesse?
Guy 2: I don't dare go near that man, he'll probe me if I get near.
by BleachedFacism November 26, 2019
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jesse

a guy addicted to any paper activity
fuck you #jesse you ate all my paper
by jesse draws March 12, 2020
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Jesse

An over grown lap dog that is obsessed with cuddles and being a psycho.
that is such a Jesse!!!!
by XOXO😍😘 January 3, 2018
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Jesse

Jesse is someone you should never let go. He normally has brown longish hair and blue or brown eyes. He’s really stubborn and sometimes rude but he doesn’t know it. He’s super sweet and loyal and will never let his girl cry alone. As a strong headed person, he goes for what he wants and won’t let you try and tell him otherwise.
Girl 1: Dude, did you see Jesse?
Girl 2: Yeah, he’s so awesome.
Guy 1: Jesse turned me gay.
by NerdyDog September 22, 2019
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Jess

Jess is a name for a girl. Most Jess’s are kinda md caring. They are very smart and do very well at school without even trying. Boys are often very attracted to Jess’s as they are very beautiful but they are too scared to tell anyone because Jess’s are very strongly opinionated. Jess’s are very friendly but don’t fall for it because if you do something wrong then the will click and be the worst person you have ever met. Jess’s fall in love very easily and relationships with them can seem to be very fairy-tale like or boring- not in between. There will always be one boy that Jess will always go back to no matter what they’ve done to them. Boys should appreciate Jess more because she is beyond amazing. Jess should learn self-worth and start being way more selfish sometimes as they don’t think much of themselves.
Tom- “damn look at Jess”

Dan- “dude you know I like her”
Tom- “sorry mate but look at her”

Dan- “alright I get it

Tom- “she’s fit man”
Dan- “she’s mine”
by UnknownUnicornOSparkles100 January 18, 2019
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Jess

Most beautiful girl in the world. Has such a big heart and often doesnt realise that she is beautiful. She can not take compliments well she tends to get embarrassed. When you love a jess you know straight away and you should never loose a jess because it will be a big mistake.
Bobbi: see that jess girl over there she is unreal.
by Bob194 September 1, 2018
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