Jesse

That one guy who always posts his fortnite wins on snap chat. He is a complete god at the game but at the same time, a complete ass wipe. When he wins he will eventually scream into the mic saying "THEY FUCKING TALK ABOUT ME" and does nothing but brag about himself for the next 30 minutes. But once he gets off fortnite he is the nicest guy you will ever meet.

-Hes not like Bob

friend- THEY FUCKING TALK ABOUT ME.
me- Yo quit being such a Jesse.

by ODST GOLDFISH May 24, 2018

Jesse

An over grown lap dog that is obsessed with cuddles and being a psycho.

that is such a Jesse!!!!

by XOXO😍😘 January 3, 2018

jesse

a guy addicted to any paper activity

fuck you #jesse you ate all my paper

by jesse draws March 12, 2020

Jesse

A very overweight Male, You Never wanna get on his badside Never let your sisters near him with his perverted acts on his mind. Always fighting for a girlfriend but will never retrieve one. He may be perverted and overweight but he still is good on his bike!

"Look at that Jesse! He is very good at his bike! Wow I'm glad I'm not a Jesse!"

by Ajay Wilson June 5, 2020

Jesse

Jesse is a faggot! He will cheat on you with every chance he gets! He is a straight up bitch! He will cheat on you on your birthday! If you ever meet a Jesse don’t be friends with him or date him because he is a BITCH!!!! He is also gay as fuck!! He has the smallest dick ever!!

Girl 1: you know Jesse?
Girl 2: yeah, he is super cute!
Girl 1: don’t date him!!!!
Girl 2: why?
Girl 1: because he is a faggot and will cheat on you!!!

by The ugly person October 22, 2019

Jess

Jess is a name for a girl. Most Jess’s are kinda md caring. They are very smart and do very well at school without even trying. Boys are often very attracted to Jess’s as they are very beautiful but they are too scared to tell anyone because Jess’s are very strongly opinionated. Jess’s are very friendly but don’t fall for it because if you do something wrong then the will click and be the worst person you have ever met. Jess’s fall in love very easily and relationships with them can seem to be very fairy-tale like or boring- not in between. There will always be one boy that Jess will always go back to no matter what they’ve done to them. Boys should appreciate Jess more because she is beyond amazing. Jess should learn self-worth and start being way more selfish sometimes as they don’t think much of themselves.

Tom- “damn look at Jess”

Dan- “dude you know I like her”
Tom- “sorry mate but look at her”

Dan- “alright I get it”

Tom- “she’s fit man”
Dan- “she’s mine”

by UnknownUnicornOSparkles100 January 18, 2019

Jess

Most beautiful girl in the world. Has such a big heart and often doesnt realise that she is beautiful. She can not take compliments well she tends to get embarrassed. When you love a jess you know straight away and you should never loose a jess because it will be a big mistake.

Bobbi: see that jess girl over there she is unreal.

by Bob194 September 1, 2018