Spider Honk

You don't even wanna know what spider honking is

Guy 1: be careful, i think they spider honked your food
Guy 2: what's spider honking?
Guy 1: you don't even wanna know dude
Guy 2: *throws away his food*

by Grouperwooper December 31, 2020

Honk

a reference to the simpsons where Homer goes to watch a movie called “honk if you’re horny” where one says “honk” saying they are horny

girl: honk
boy: hehehe

by alix :(((( January 6, 2021

Honk a donk

To honk your donk
Donk = your penis
Honk = jerk off

A different term for masturbating.

Are you honk a donking? Sorry to interrupt.

I'm gonna go honk a donk.

by ghostlypeachess January 15, 2021

confused honking

when someone says somthing you dont understand or when something happens and you dont know whats going on

person a: guys i just ate a rock it was so soft
person b: confused honking

by somegoose January 20, 2021

Honk

Honk - substitute for the f word, otherwise known as “fuck”

example : “What the honk ! “

by Liz ( arix ) February 5, 2021

when the nig is honk

A variation of the popular Among Us meme, "when the imposter is sus." Nig refers to a black person and honk refers to something squishy.

Person 1: Bro, look at that nig!
Person 2: Yeah, that's what happens when the nig is honk.

by kek or cringe? March 7, 2021

Honking of 1812

An event that took place on 18/12, or December eighteenth for some, and happened in the year 1996. It was between two of the greatest army forces, the US military, and the geese. Both sides lost exactly 1,812 soldiers before the US were told that a goose has traveled into their ranks up and up, and could kill the military instantly. Naturally, the US retreated and asked the battle to not be recounted at all. To this da, we still don't know who exactly that sneaky goose is.

Have you heard about the honking of 1812? It was really awesome, right?

by the_honking_still_haunts_me April 6, 2021