Hipster

Typewriter-wielding, Jack Kerouac reading, short shorts wearing, owl glasses sporting individual who is quick to tell you how much they know about Foucault, but in reality knows nothing (Jon Snow), because they've lived their entire white life in unbelievable privilege. To spot one: look for beards and bird tattoos.

"I'm not a hipster."
"My brother is such a hipster. He doesn't even have a Roth IRA and still thinks bicycles are the only means of transportation that matters."

by anon727 May 27, 2016

hipster

An asian guy that wears 600 dollar Jesus sandals, claims he is a hype beast but he likes PBR, beanies, not washing his skinny jeans, Coachella, music that "is too cool for the radio, " and thinks he can beat everyone in the world at Smash Bros. He usually gets nicknamed Dirty. When you tell these people they are hipsters they try to deny it because to admit one is a hipster is anti hipster.

"Man dirty you are a hipster!"
Dirty: "How am I a hipster?"

by CHOAD87 December 26, 2016

hipster

A bunch of scrawny, little fellers, that have found the best way to feel good about their loser selves is to congregate with other little scrawny fellers and poke fun at everything and everyone else not in their clique. Most of them had their lunch money taken from them at school every day as youths.

When called upon to defend his girlfriends honor, the hipster was so afraid of a real man he peed his skin tight pants.

by T-man. February 3, 2017

Hipster

The person that is judging you at a starbucks from the side table with his latest Mac book open .

Hey did you see that Hipsters new Mac book

by Cum in underwear December 16, 2020

hipster

Some dumb WR weener who thinks they are cool but are actually a chav. They wear expensive brand clothes and usually skinny jeans and vans

Did you see that hipster over there? They think they are so cool

by WR weener August 19, 2013

Hipster

Rich White Trash.

"Of course that Hipster kid drinks nothing but PBR. His parents own the distribution network!"

by Jack O'Pumpkin September 21, 2013

Hipsteritis

n. a disease where you stand away from every trend or person. Symptoms are calling everything mainstream, shopping at places people have never heard of, listening to bands people have never heard of, or getting things from Urban Outfitters(this rarely happens if you suffer from Hipsteritis)

You don't wanna go to Forever 21? How about Urban Outfitters? No? Well. It seems to me that you suffer from Hipsteritis

by flycasual November 30, 2011