Hattoo

When a bald person has a hat tattooed on their head, to avoid the fact that they're bald

Hey, look at that guy's hattoo.

by squirrel-thrills October 11, 2013

Hatter

Some bitch that goes on urban dictionary and tries to make you look bad putting your name on here...some bitch that's ugly inside and sometimes on the outside too that feels like shit and tries to make others feel there pain or just hate people that are cooler then them

MR G peaks hey what's up matt you like these new Jordan's I got just got em from footlocker they just came out last week

Matt THE HATTER speaks man you know those are not from the mall there from the Swapt meet get real you freaking cheap azz bitch motha fucka fuck you you fucking dumb ass motha fucka

{but he says it behinds MR G's BACK} lol

by jjjjjjjjjjohnson August 26, 2014

ass hatry

1. adj. descriptive words used to state the rediculousness of an act, article of clothing, or ones state of being.
2. adj. descriptive words used to call something "bullshit" or "a bunch of shinnanigans"
3. n. the uncommonly studied indonesian profession of hatting an ass.
4. v. the process of hatting an ass

when saying, "this is absolutely rediculous!"
substitute ass-hatry to get: "this is ass-hatry!"
"this is a load of ass hatry"

by balthazar1 November 8, 2006

hatter

A male or female who is a supporter of the great Luton Town FC

That tasty geezer really hates Watford with a passion, he must be a Hatter.

by Shefford Hatter March 5, 2004

hattan

An extreme love and/or fetish for frogs.

That girl has a strange hattan fetish!

by anniehall October 17, 2008

Taco Bell Hotty

A grotesquely fat girl your friend tells you to turn around and look at under false pretenses.

Guy1: Oh man! There's a hot girl over there!
Guy2: *turns and looks* Ewww dude! Why'd you make me look at the Taco Bell Hotty?

by Nekst Level March 30, 2009

Mad Hatter

The act of giving a hand job in which the tip of the penis is pointed directly into the palm of the female's hand. Then, in claw-like fashion, the young maiden uses her fingers (with the palm still firmly attached to the head) to massage the shaft to the point of climax.

Steve: "So how's Donna with her hands?"

Charlie: "Well...at first I thought she didn't know what she was doing, but then I realized she was tryin' to give me the ol' Mad Hatter and I relaxed."

by CMWin October 4, 2009