gold bond

Vagisil, but for men.

Gold Bond is God's gift to man.

by kxso October 20, 2006

I have a gold fish

A phrase you use when people tell you things that you don't give two inches of a crap about.

Dave: Hey, hows it going?
Girl at Bar: Ummm, I have a Boyfriend so....
Dave: Really? I have a gold fish.
Girl: Ok???
Dave: Ya, I thought we were talking about things that don't matter.

by Michael Busey July 3, 2011

The Golden Child

Name widely used across the internet fandom for Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart's future child. Also known as "TGC."

Robsten Fan 1: OMG The Golden Child is totally gonna be a boy, I just know it.

Robsten fan 2: WTF are you talking about everyone knows TGC is gunna be a girl duhhhh!!!!!1!

by bananas00101 April 20, 2012

Golden Yarmulke

A circular bald patch on the top-back portion of the head most often found on men from 17 - 53 who are experiencing hair loss. Because of the location of the patch it is typically tan.

After Bill's wife caught him in bed with another man, the radius of his Golden Yarmulke seemed to increase at a much faster clip.

by leveller225 September 15, 2004

Golden Ham

A real or fictitious golden trophy or medal depicting a large ham which is awarded every Sunday morning to that member of a fraternatiy (or other group of male friends) who fucked the fattest chick over the weekend.

Example 1: Did you see that cow that Jeff hooked up with on Friday night? Unless Mike pulls fat Sandy off waivers tonight, I don't see how Jeff doesn't pick up the Golden Ham this week.

Example 2: After three straight weeks of winning the Golden Ham, Dave decided he would just jerk himself off all weekend and not go out.

by Stevo C. December 9, 2008

Golden Pedi-Shower

When standing at a urinal wearing sandals or flip-flops and you feel the spray of urine on your feet from the other guys on either side of you.

Dam!. I took a piss at a crowded set of urinals while wearing flip-flops!!!!! I got Golden Pedi-showered by their piss splashlets!!

by Hairy MacFat August 14, 2009

Goldbergmanstein

A fictional derrogatory name that is used to address people of European Jewish extract, esp. when they are behaving in a stereotypical manner.

Rabbi Goldbergmanstein on the phone here wants to know if he can get a second discount considering the fact that he has another copy of the same coupon...

by psychosufi October 6, 2011