goof

to accidentally ejaculate into a woman, impregnating her.

Well, ya know...I wasn't really planning on having little Johnny, but I goofed inside my girlfriend, so here we are...

by CaptainMasterZ August 16, 2017

goof

: (verb) to waste time or to act in a ridiculous or silly way.

: (noun) a silly, foolish, or ridiculous person.

"Do not goof around."

by Rayisemprus July 8, 2018

silly goof

A misspelling of "silly goose"

"I may have accidentally driven into a group of kindergarteners."
"You silly goof!"

by Oskai March 13, 2023

goof nutt

When a person gets very happy, excited and nutts all in his pants

Jeff goof nutted in his pants yesterday

by Tommy goofnutt 69 May 9, 2018

Goof

Caden

Caden is a goof for believing this could be new words

by Kait.Marie December 8, 2023

goof worm

a mis spelling of good work by Perbhat Kumar turned into a way to tease someone

What was that you goof worm?

by perbhat January 13, 2018

goof bird

a dumb kid that can’t function properly.

"whats two plus two"
“yo you’re such a goof bird it’s four"

by Kkarma1$ July 7, 2023