A fart is the spirit ( sometimes can be nasty ) of the food you ate a while ago ! To keep them away during the day one has to make a special offering to the toilet in the morning. Failing to do so can enrage the fart spirit and can result in you getting thrown out of a moving bus later during the day !
Guy:1-What's that awful smell ? Dude did you just fart ?
Guy:2- oh that's the ghost of the turkey I ate yesterday !
Guy:1- man you're full of shit !
Guy:2- I guess I'am...
Guy:2- oh that's the ghost of the turkey I ate yesterday !
Guy:1- man you're full of shit !
Guy:2- I guess I'am...
by spectre97 January 27, 2014
Get the fartmug. pee pee poo poo OOOOH
Amogus:amogus fart
me:GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD
Amogus:amogus fart
me:GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD
by Yourskoliosexualqueen September 26, 2021
Get the Fartmug. by Original Orangutans May 30, 2014
Get the Fartmug. There are many different types
The Leaky Pipe: When gas slowly oozes out your crack, and a low hissing sound is audible.
The Fake: A toot that has no odor.
Perfume: A fart that smells good. Very rare.
Wet Gas: When pieces of shit prom your previous diarrhea come out with your gas.
Steam: Made when in a cold place. Results is a visible gas seen erupting from the butt.
The Leaky Pipe: When gas slowly oozes out your crack, and a low hissing sound is audible.
The Fake: A toot that has no odor.
Perfume: A fart that smells good. Very rare.
Wet Gas: When pieces of shit prom your previous diarrhea come out with your gas.
Steam: Made when in a cold place. Results is a visible gas seen erupting from the butt.
by Shazamalam November 21, 2013
Get the Fartmug. 

