dingle knobber

One who enjoys titillating, caressing and sucking on the flaccid penis and balls of a person possessing a substantially lower IQ. Dingle knobbers often engage in odd behaviour with the other person’s genitalia; such as knocking or slapping the suckee’s balls together to make noise.

“Dude, I don’t want to hang out with Bruce anymore.”
“Why?”
“He is such a dingle knobber. He tried making music with Crazy Carl’s balls.”
“Whataweirdo.”

by monker December 20, 2007

dinghoop

the action of melting about 8 Oz of chocolate (preferibly dark) dipping it on a cock, and blowing it.
Warning: chocolate may burn cock if too hot ....

"i love getting dinghoops from my girlfriend, especially when she uses white chocolate!"

by mr. oz April 11, 2008

dingleberry slinger

a person, usually a nurse who excels at speedy dingleberry removal. This term is reservered for those with years of experience. At times the dingleberry is picked off an ass and flicked at a coworker for entertainment.

Molly is the best dingleberry slinger in town!! She removed over 200 dingleberries in under five minutes! Unfortunately she flicked them at me!

by I feel beasty June 20, 2009

dingledongdoorknocker

a very huge erect penis

i was with my girl friend and she wanted to ride my dingledongdoorknocker until she feel asleep.

by Mr.rambow October 5, 2009

dingle

verb. To stay somewhere after one is no longer wanted (much as a dingleberry does).

After having sex with Anna, Seth dingled around her apartment and wouldn't leave her alone despite her attempts to dislodge him (pun intended).

by da dingler November 3, 2012

Dingle ass

A person who's ass is covered in dingle berries. A person who sports their dingle berries like a new pair of Ray Bans.

Sundance is a dingle ass.
You fucking dingle ass

by Muff Stuffer November 27, 2018

DingleDong

DingleDong is a term for a penis that is good-looking and extremity long and Dingly.

Girl - "Oh, I didn't know you hade a dingledong!"

by itsBlackNight June 1, 2021