danger crush

When you fancy someone who is in a significant position of authority over you and has the ability to ruin or end your life if they ever found out. Since actually doing anything would blow your cover you never do anything about it, and so you have so little to gain but so much to lose by having a danger crush. The objective of this is to prevent anyone from ever finding out, which makes it even more dangerous and exciting for you.

So I see you're spending a lot of time with the daughter of that crack-dealing pimp, he's gonna kill you if he ever finds out. B: Yeah. She's my danger crush.

by svak.fk;vsb November 22, 2015

Danger pizzle

When you get to drunk and needs to go to the toilet but pisses all up the wall and misses the toilet completely...

Chunk: i need to peee
Fool: use the outside toilet
Chunk: Good plan
(chunk gets up and goes into the toilet)
Seb's random comment: YOU Motor boating Bastard
Chunk: heheheh *pissing all over the walls*

Chunk loves going for a danger pizzle so beware

by Chunkie Warrior December 7, 2006

dangerously thicc

When you gain large amounts of cake due to da dangerous circumstances.

"Dude! I got bitten on the ass by a snake, so now I'm dangerously thicc!"

by TickleMeWeen September 24, 2020

dangerous arch

When you have a fat ass and you show it in just the right way

She got such a dangerous arch it make a nigga bust real quick

by Technically_homeless December 27, 2020

Danger Wank

Cracking one out in a high risk situation in a predetermined amount of time.

He said yes to a cuppa then when he'd finished his danger wank there was a brew next to him.

by Mackerzzz March 29, 2015

Dangerous Stranger

The Dangerous stranger is a variation of the stranger where you sit on both hands. Once both hands are numb beat off with one hand whilst asphyxiating yourself with the other. This creates the feeling that someone is beating you off while choking you out.

Bill "Man last night I got really schwasted, I think I gave myself a Dangerous Stranger theres marks on my neck and dick."

John "Thats fucked up dude, you need therapy"

by Mind Fucker2011 May 16, 2011

Danger boner

An unexpected boner that occurs in a risky situation. It can range from an unexpected boner on the bus, in class, at work, or while in the pool. It can even be caused by your friends spiking your drink with boner pills.

Particularly dangerous for teachers and feminists.

Matt : she is well fit.
Bryan: who? Miss Adams?
Miss Adams: Hey boys, how are you getting on?
Bryan and Matt: All good miss.
Matt:(whispers) Shit, the dragon just woke up.
*Lunch bell rings*
Bryan: dude we gotta leave.
Matt: I can't I've got a danger boner!

*Matt proceeds to crawl on the floor to hide his visible bulge, pretending to have sustained an Injury*

by I3R0K3N7FEET March 7, 2018