Some social media feeds are full of no more than Precious Moments, irrelevant promises and other comfort porn.
by BobBoxx November 20, 2022
Get the Comfort Pornmug. Welp...
Hym "Looks to me like you accidentally had your best friend killed because you thought the jig was up in regards to your retard sex-cult you were running on the island over there and that THIS was the impetus for that and not to cover THAT up you need to have THIS is up. So I don't really care if a pedophile wants me to be comfortable or not. What is with all these retarded pedophiles aligning against me? First Noah. Who is, om fact, a retarded pedophile. Then REE-lon. Who might not be a pedophile but we know for sure that his friend Sam Altman was accused by his sister of molesting his sister. Now we got Trump in on it and it seems like him and Epstein were running a retard sex cult. And HE KNOWS HOW MUCH I HATE THOSE!"
by Hym Iam August 12, 2025
Get the Comfortablemug. A trio that gives a lot of comfort to you. A trio that makes you smile and gives you joy. They can probably make you laugh without even trying.
by ashicha August 20, 2021
Get the comfort triomug. person a: * sad*
person b: its all gonna be ok
person a: what are you doing
person b: im comfort flirting
person b: its all gonna be ok
person a: what are you doing
person b: im comfort flirting
by Ardeat August 6, 2022
Get the comfort flirtingmug. A lady yanks on your balls while you are drinking whiskey and fucking your cousin. Don't you just love southern comfort
by BoB DYLAN DADDY December 8, 2020
Get the Southern Comfortmug. by AstralSync October 29, 2023
Get the Cold Comfort God Rollmug. "Dude when my girlfriend was crying about some drama last night , i had no other choice then to give her some D comfort."
by Thritewash October 10, 2015
Get the D comfortmug.