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weaponized comfortability

a passive-aggressive tactic where someone claims to be uncomfortable to force circumstances to change
They complained to HR, but got called out for utilizing weaponized comfortability to get the other employees in unnecessary trouble.
by TheTallestPsychonaut June 5, 2025
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Southern comfort

Verb, noun

Having sexual relations with (to fuck/bang/slam/ejaculate and evacuate) one’s cousin.

Noun

The taste of the south in your mouth.

Noun
Egg nog.
1. Dude i’m having southern comfort tonight its gonna be great.
2. I love drinking southern comfort, bruh nasty, no not that kind.
3. It tasted like southern comfort.
by Allen Akbar December 8, 2020
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comfort flirting

when you flirt by comforting someone.
person a: * sad*
person b: its all gonna be ok
person a: what are you doing
person b: im comfort flirting
by Ardeat August 6, 2022
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Southern Comfort

A lady yanks on your balls while you are drinking whiskey and fucking your cousin. Don't you just love southern comfort
Southern Comfort is always good with some good ball torture and drinking whiskey
by BoB DYLAN DADDY December 8, 2020
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Comfort Zoner Bimbo

Any man or woman living High & Fat in the Comfort Zone of any Country's 1% Totally and Conveniently Un-Aware how people outside the Moat.. Live, Survive or Simply Exist.
Don't waste your time explaining how things are Outside the Moat to a Comfort Zoner Bimbo. They have been Sheltered and Convinced that only their Wants and Needs matter.
by WRivers November 5, 2019
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A comforting chimney sweeper

A comforting chimney sweeper referece to the sexuall act, where after taking a shit, Person B cleans Person A's rectum for any additional "crums" with their tongue
Person 1:I just had a comforting chimney sweeper done to me, pls help
Person 2: a what?
Person 1: .....
by Christ feisty 123 May 13, 2021
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comfort break

Damn, last night’s pizza didn’t go down very well, hey boss I’m going on a comfort break!
by Xoogster February 16, 2024
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