a passive-aggressive tactic where someone claims to be uncomfortable to force circumstances to change
They complained to HR, but got called out for utilizing weaponized comfortability to get the other employees in unnecessary trouble.
by TheTallestPsychonaut June 5, 2025

Verb, noun
Having sexual relations with (to fuck/bang/slam/ejaculate and evacuate) one’s cousin.
Noun
The taste of the south in your mouth.
Noun
Egg nog.
Having sexual relations with (to fuck/bang/slam/ejaculate and evacuate) one’s cousin.
Noun
The taste of the south in your mouth.
Noun
Egg nog.
1. Dude i’m having southern comfort tonight its gonna be great.
2. I love drinking southern comfort, bruh nasty, no not that kind.
3. It tasted like southern comfort.
2. I love drinking southern comfort, bruh nasty, no not that kind.
3. It tasted like southern comfort.
by Allen Akbar December 8, 2020

person a: * sad*
person b: its all gonna be ok
person a: what are you doing
person b: im comfort flirting
person b: its all gonna be ok
person a: what are you doing
person b: im comfort flirting
by Ardeat August 6, 2022

A lady yanks on your balls while you are drinking whiskey and fucking your cousin. Don't you just love southern comfort
by BoB DYLAN DADDY December 8, 2020

Any man or woman living High & Fat in the Comfort Zone of any Country's 1% Totally and Conveniently Un-Aware how people outside the Moat.. Live, Survive or Simply Exist.
Don't waste your time explaining how things are Outside the Moat to a Comfort Zoner Bimbo. They have been Sheltered and Convinced that only their Wants and Needs matter.
by WRivers November 5, 2019

A comforting chimney sweeper referece to the sexuall act, where after taking a shit, Person B cleans Person A's rectum for any additional "crums" with their tongue
Person 1:I just had a comforting chimney sweeper done to me, pls help
Person 2: a what?
Person 1: .....
Person 2: a what?
Person 1: .....
by Christ feisty 123 May 13, 2021

by Xoogster February 16, 2024
