Dirty Cillian

A Dirty Cillian is when you shove paper in a girl’s mouth and make her say “ink cartridge needed”, then busting a load in her.

Named after the legendary Cillian McGlinchey

“Did you see he did a Dirty Cillian on her?”

by fhddhffjdfh November 20, 2024

A Cillian

Being on the verge of wetting yourself in work with nobody to cover you

If i don't get cover soon I'm gonna pull a Cillian

by AzuleShadow March 25, 2026

Midnight Cilantro

Another name for intercourse

"Would you like some midnight Cilantro tonight"

"She and I midght cilantroed the other day"

by JulietanDictionary March 16, 2025

Faustian Cilantro

An euphemism used to describe marijuana. Specifically, a kind of marijuana that detaches you from the outside world and feelings that AREN'T happiness or overall satisfaction. This is a kind of weed that will make you dissociate from everything around you, turning you into a LITERAL couch potato as you metamorph into the absolute greatest vibe in the room for the next twelve hours. However, as you do, it's most likely that your ass is going to be fried harder than the cheap, $5 pizza that some drunk guy in the other room tried to fry. With some firewood, butter and vegetable oil on a stove, no less.

The name is in reference to the German legendary figure "Faust", who had struck a deal with the devil to trade off his soul and virtue in exchange for a plethora of worldly pleasures. In the not-as-nerdy voice, it basically references a guy who sold his soul to the Devil for some P-J. That's a deal I can get behind, me personally.

1: " This Faustian Cilantro hittin' like Joe DiMaggio in the batter's box. "
2: " Dude, you're not even fucking baked. Shut up. "
1: " Well, who IS? "
2: " Jacob over there is absolutely SMASHED off of it. See how he's sitting? "
1: " . . . shiiiit. You're right. "

by Reincarnation of Mayor West March 19, 2025

Banana cilantro

A Youtuber went to a Domino's and ordered a "Banana cilantro" pizza. A phrase used randomly or when a person is talking about food

Alex : "Dude, I just had a burger for lunch."

Max : "Banana cilantro"

by Rainbow_Sparkles October 5, 2025

Puss-a-celiac

A person who loves watching pimples getting popped.

John: Hey Steve, did you see that video of the redneck American getting his back cyst popped? It really got me off, I’m such a Puss-a-celciac

Steve: Oo yeah I love that shit, I cracked a chubby instantly, I’m a Puss-a-celiac

by Joeeee33eeyyy June 14, 2018