Brittany

she would be like the most slayed friend ever but when shes mad or jelly (gets jealous easily) shell ignore you for about 1-2 years. it would be rare for her to come back to you after one day. but when she trusts you, shes the best. shes energetic a beauty i swear to god i mean she is a god.... but she would leave you for another friend then come back because she knows her mistake.

Plus, people find the hots for her but dont understand that they dont actually like her.

random man: whos that shes pretty i wanna date her

me (friend) : no shit no way you will not

Brittany: I'm gay.

by shutthehedoublehockeysticksup September 22, 2022

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1. This type of person gets mad when you don't spell their name right, when there are multiple different ways of spelling it and you're stupid, shut the fuck up.

2. A girl with the rankest puss you've ever smelt. You can tell she's coming from a mile away. If she came on your face , it would corrode off, this is how dirty her snatch is. Who wants to end up looking like fucking Two Face?

3. Fucking crackwhore, who let's Kyle punch her in the face for drugs, while he fucks her in her bleached assailed

Do you smell that?
Ugh , it's Brittany

Don't get too drunk, you might pull a Birttany and suck dicl for drugs

by MAMBOno69 August 17, 2020

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Brittany's are often born in the 90's and they are quite smart but are not a nerd. They are often into dancing and music and are quite good at it. They are quite often an egg, scrambled, cracked, boiled and runny but they deny it. They think they are awesome but they often have a sister named Milan who way awesomer.

Guy 1: That girls a Brittany

Guy 2: Why?

Guy 1: She's quite an egg and has a sister named Milan

by Awesome magical unicorn January 20, 2018

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