Brittany Blaster

Having extremely rough pity sex with a broken condom in the back of a 1998-2007 vehicle with a morbidly obese chick that you met online while eating a cold cut combo from Subway without Mayo on a partly cloudy Tuesday before 5pm

Can’t wait for my Brittany blaster this afternoon

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 November 26, 2021

a true Brittany

The hottest girl in town. Who constantly ignores you. Steals your girl friend. And laughs all the way to the bank. And it's really smart to. Dammit

See that boss bitch over there. The one standing next to a true Brittany.

by Jumpingchaos March 7, 2024

Brittany Vasquez

Brittany Vasquez the most perfect and out of this world person you will ever meet. Could go by bvc on multiple platforms. But this young woman is perfection and the embodiment of Beauty in a body. Once u have her in ur life you will never want her to leave so make sure she doesn’t. A caring and smart individual, although she has her problems within herself she is still the bestest person u will ever meet. She cray cray at times but it’s okay.

Random Person 1: “Yurrr have u meet Brittany?”
Pedro: “ Yeah she’s amazing isn’t she!!”
Random Person 2: “I wish she was my girlfriend she so perfect! I want Brittany Vasquez”
Pedro: “Shut up before you get smacked”

by pedr0.1313 March 25, 2024

Brittany Van Pelt

A Brittany Van Pelt is the most intoxicatingly and beautiful woman this earth or myself has ever seen. She moves me and has the amazing ability to make me feel and love like no one else ever has. She is my world, my wife and my everything

Brittany Van Pelt: She is the most beautiful and perfect thing on this earth.

by VP007 April 1, 2024