by Patriotguy420 January 27, 2023
My girlfriend got all tuned up on wine coolers and bath salts and gave me a zombie blow job. I need some neosporin.
by Cully Mumbles October 01, 2017
by lilly2222 November 19, 2022
by imadethissomybfcanbehappy October 29, 2023
when you go down to the beach and you meet a guy with a rv in the parking lot. the guy says he will give you beta access to all blizzard games if you suck his cock. you suck his cock but then he never gives you beta access. your friends make fun of you for the rest of your life.
by metchsucks August 30, 2022
Fart under the blanket. Hold it under there until your partner slips under and starts sucking your meat.
Dude I didn’t know Brian had snuck into my room, I dropped my guts and then copped a Dutch blow job.
by CatFishSandwitch May 22, 2024
A peanut butter blow job is a blow job where your penis sticks to the roof of her mouth like a bite from a thick peanut butter sandwich requiring some tongue action to get it to release.
by Pierced69 August 04, 2022