Hootie or blowfish

Is something a good time, or a waste of time.

Hootie: a good time

Blowfish: a waste of time

Hootie or blowfish can be defined as either being a good time (the hootie) or a waste of time (the blowfish).

Ay Jimmy, I just asked this girl out and we’re going to the movies next weekend, not sure if she’s gonna be hootie, or the blowfish...

by Aha!A.TT.IC June 14, 2018

Hootie and the blowfish

Having a hooker blow cocaine through a straw up your ass

Before i banged that hooker she gave me a hootie and the blowfish

by bhizzle September 19, 2019

The Salty Blowfish

The sexual act in which a man goes down on a woman to suck sperm from her vagina so he can spit it in her face. AKA "THE SALTY BLOWFISH"

The pornstars Jackie Cumsmore and Jimmy spits both won Golden Hole Awards for their roles in The Salty Blowfish Spits.

by Hacktheworld October 8, 2021

Kičko's blafák

If you leave without paying for the drinks you ordered, and for which then the people you invited for drinks have to pay for.

Christian: Holy shit, that ugly hoe tried to pick me up but i was not interested so I at least pulled Kičko's blafák on her.
Joey: That was sick.

by Kokotenk April 22, 2022