Baked Hog

A sandwich that contains alot of pig products and is placed in the oven to melt all of the cheese. A sandwich suitable for someone who doesnt have self esteem and care how they look or feel. A sandwich that can replace the feeling of wanting to throw up after eating 3 Big Mac's. Irish girls named Mick usually tend to gravitate towards Baked Hogs.

Chris - "What do you wanna do for lunch Mick?"
Mick - "Im starving, I could go for a Baked Hog ."
Chris - "That's nasty. Your nasty."

by cheesemodee November 16, 2010

Baked sale

Similar to a bake sale, a baked sale adds the final touch to all the baked goods to ensure a phenomenal high!

"Hey tommy did you go to the baked sale?"
"Yeah I did, you would not believe how high those cookies made me"

by A-wake January 15, 2015

Baking lights

A game programming term, referring to creating lighting for a game, that won't be changed for the duration of the game

Yesterday I spent 5 hours baking lights

by Foloundev April 4, 2023

Baked Spaghetti

An event or scenario that is absolutely guaranteed to happen

1.) Is uncle Ed making baked spaghetti again for the party?

- Of course

2.) Will the Blackhawks win the Stanley cup again this year?

- Baked spaghetti

by Morehungthanrobinwilliams May 11, 2015

bake time

Bastardization of the time where you fo' swizzle her nizzle which is the bastardization of putting in the correct nizzle in her gas tank, which is the bastardization of putting it in without pulling out.

Yo gurl , I didn't expect for us to have that bake time last night. Shit was FIRE!

by Tristan_301119 October 3, 2016

Baked to the Bones

Condition of someone, who has had too much of a certain substance, and is now more or less completely delirious.

1:You seen Ulrike the other day at the Party?
2: Yeah, she was completely baked to the bones.

by Mauler21 April 24, 2023

poppin bakes

A dance move where you pop your booty.

Man, look at those clowns poppin bakes! Krumpers are way more buck.

by jenna rogers March 9, 2008