baking salad

The act of being completely stoned and having sex. With a cabbage.

I was baking salad so hard last night, I'm still pulling cabbage leaves in my vagina

by NotAButtRapist October 13, 2013

Bake Squad

Huge legend, huge cock. Frequently seen while drinking lean outta sippy cups and Harlem shaking through the pressure. Also a U of M decathlete that catches bodies and eats pussy.

Wow! that dude has a huge cock!! that must be bake squad !

by Larry Bake Squad August 26, 2016

Baked Hog

A sandwich that contains alot of pig products and is placed in the oven to melt all of the cheese. A sandwich suitable for someone who doesnt have self esteem and care how they look or feel. A sandwich that can replace the feeling of wanting to throw up after eating 3 Big Mac's. Irish girls named Mick usually tend to gravitate towards Baked Hogs.

Chris - "What do you wanna do for lunch Mick?"
Mick - "Im starving, I could go for a Baked Hog ."
Chris - "That's nasty. Your nasty."

by cheesemodee November 16, 2010

Tune Baked

When you're really happy usually talking to a good friend and you're listening to your highest prefrence of music (usually the people who feel this listen to techno music, or other really calm music now such as gorillaz, some of ben folds, etc.) it's like a natural high. Same feeling as friend high.

Guy1 is listening to "o green world'-gorillaz (Status: Tune Baked)
Guy1- dude i love this elipticle
Guy2-yeah its pretty nice
Guy1- its like a mountain
Guy2-yea it..what?
Guy1- dude, look at that shadow
Guy2-im just gonna follow along

by The AssassiNazi November 16, 2011

No-Bake Cooky

A Pejorative term for people who think highly of their cooking abilities, due to the fact that their recipes contain marijuana, and/or a person that is high during the cooking process.

"Oh great! That No-Bake Cooky found It's way back into My house. Now everything tastes like ass and I can't drive."

"That No-Bake Cooky just microwaved a box of Little Debbies Cosmic Brownies."

by sure-it-can January 8, 2013

Baked Cake

A fat ass that has been smacked to a red hot perfection.

"Damn Daniel, she had baked cake after I was done with her last night!"

by Ash Catchnun September 19, 2016

baked squared

When you are beyond baked and no longer yourself and start doing random stuff like jamming out to the hokey pokey.

Person A: Bruh you was baked squared last night.

Person B: Why do you say that?

Person A: You was trying to swim on the floor at 2 am.

by Mehoku February 28, 2018