bacon smuggler

A woman who has meat curtains hanging from her vagina, thus looking like she is smuggling bacon.

Man, that chick last night that I met was a bacon smuggler!

by PiMpShItFoRLiFe December 12, 2006

Bacon Explosion

A woven mat of bacon, double wrapped around a log of Italian sausage, drenched in BBQ sauce and smoked for 3 hours.

Wow, that Bacon Explosion is like a porky slap to the face!

by omnomnombacon August 2, 2009

bacon burger dog

A delicious snack/meal based from The Cosby Show. Consists of bacon, hamburger, and hotdog into a patty grilled and topped with bacon.

"Dad...I want a BACON BURGER DOG!"
-Theo Huckstable

by Nick Meat July 17, 2006

bacon mudgaurds

the outer lips of the female genitalia

look at the bacon mudgaurds on that

by andy_c_in_da_house September 26, 2006

Bacon Handy

When having 3 way sex with a plump or fat girl doggie style, her friend or other participants give a handjob to the person penetrating the girl from behind while the sex is at its peak.

"I was nailin fat Suzy from behind and her friend jumped in and started stroking my shaft while we were getting it on"

"oh snap nice one dude, you got a bacon handy!"

by Oscar Wyld August 25, 2011

bacon condom

The bacon condom; the act of thrusting one's erect penis into a woman's anus/vaginal opening and then inserting a hand in the opposite hole. This is followed by masturbation, all the while beimg within her body. Upon ejaculation, seman leaks slowly out of the respective hole, like fat when cooking bacon. Thus is formed, the bacon condom.

Keir: holy shit dude, check out that ass to leg ratio on that female!
Karl: yeah man, I think I'll have to try out the bacon condom on her!

by By Kanada Scot December 3, 2013

bacon wings

a play on words with the term "pigs might fly"

this suggests that the character in question is full of shit. pigs dont have wings therefore no such bacon exists.

ed "my girlfriend is coming tonight"

matt "you tried those new bacon wings?"

by lord smurph August 24, 2008