"Ahme, sir, but thine fresh pigs urine has gone cold."
"Don't ever use that word again."
"Which one, sire?"
"FUCKING AHME!"
"Don't ever use that word again."
"Which one, sire?"
"FUCKING AHME!"
by Great Northern 1147 January 1, 2024

One of the purest guy I have ever met! He will be there for you no matter what and will make you laugh at your hardest! Genuine human being and the SAFEST PERSON to be around! My happy heart. I am so proud of you!♥️
by Your chotu November 23, 2021

Ahmed is the name of a crazy boy, awesome, funny and sweet boy, but sometimes acts stupid. He makes a great boyfriend He knows how to bring out a woman's submissive side, The most amazingly perfect person you could ever meet. He is perfect in every way, and every person he meets adores him. He is loved by so many but many hate him and he doesn’t gaf about it, yet love’s only one other more than his own life, But his hard to impress.An Ahmed always has beautiful eyes and isn't afraid to use them to his advantage. Even though he loves only one other He has a few Machiavellian traits about him lol. If you know an Ahmed, look after him. He is the greatest treasure you could have, and you can trust him with your whole life, but he will never ever trust you. He’s self reliant person Realest nigga in da cut always backin beef and respecting the bros never opped or snaked no bros in his life and will always be a nigga u want by your side, until you cross a line. He can easily see through lies and fakery very quickly just don’t try telling me fake stories
by Realestniqqa122 November 21, 2021

Ahmed meaning rich nigga in any hood you don't wanna mess with Ahmed he could easily make you dead Ahmed a nigga whos good at games and a rich nigga this dude has 90 girls fucked all them no babies
by facts_no_cap_ February 22, 2021

Literal love of my life. So pretty, smart and funny. The way he laughs oh my god, it just melts my heart away. His voice when he says my name ooofff.
by albak byhbak November 23, 2021

someone i love very very much. he’s super funny and is always very kind to me. he is the best boyfriend ever. peace out
by slayyyqueeeeen123 February 4, 2025
