Mexican Abortion

The procces of giving an abortion with a rusty coat hanger and a mouse trap. First you reach up the vag with the coat hanger and pull the baby out then you slap the baby onto the mouse trap and the abortion is complete without having to go to the doctor.
Andrew gave his mother a mexican abortion last night and guess what she had twins.
by I EatedTheKitty February 19, 2011
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Curb abortion

Stems from the movie "American History X" where the main character makes his opponent "bite the curb" while he stomps the back his head. A curb abortion occurs when a women lies belly-to-curb while her unborn child's father stomps on her lower back, thus aborting the fetus.
Goddamn condom broke again! Eh, fuck it ill just give the bitch a curb abortion.
by Mein Fetus September 24, 2005
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Abortion Cookie

a fortune from a fortune cookie that says you need an abortion
-i'm hungry can i have a fortune cookie?
-no we only have abortion cookies.
by Sultar July 19, 2011
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Suprise abortion

To falcon punch a pregnant woman in the stomach in order to abort the baby inside of her.
by Dobiecki April 24, 2012
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abortion survivor

Someone that was supposed to be aborted when they were a fetus but survived the procedure due to the abortion failing to end the life of the unborn human.
"I am an abortion survivor." The abortion doctor failed to kill me when i was in my mother's uterus."
by GRM_lol August 05, 2021
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Tapioca Abortion

When someone drinks to the point of excess and then goes to the bathroom, takes a dump, looks at it and then pukes. The combination of vomit and diarrhea is known as a "Tapioca Abortion".
After some heavy drinking Bob (losing all control of his bodily functions) ran to the toilet to have a tapioca abortion.
by BTC77 April 13, 2010
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Porcelain abortion

The wad of sperm a girls pisses out into the porcelain toilet god after being pounded furiously and receiving a batch of baby batter and disposing of them abortion style into the toilet!
Take that ass to the bathroom for a porcelain abortion so you don't get my splooge all over my good sheets!
by squeak69 November 28, 2009
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