by Whelpheregoes69 October 15, 2020
Get the Sloppy Dallasmug. Oh man, that redneck chick Sally from across the street gave me a Sloppy Dallas last night.
No way!
Yeah she was pretty hammered. We’d been drinking all night.
No way!
Yeah she was pretty hammered. We’d been drinking all night.
by Panzersturm October 15, 2020
Get the Sloppy Dallasmug. by Bobrossballin October 15, 2020
Get the sloppy dallasmug. by Dragonballzacrossyourface October 15, 2020
Get the sloppy dallasmug. by Germanyisthebest October 15, 2020
Get the Sloppy Dallasmug. When your partner gives you a blowjob with a mouth-full of chewing tobacco. This term was first popularized by the Youtubers - McNasty, Soup, TheDoo, and Blarg.
Hey man did you hear Dave got a Sloppy Dallas last night?
No way really?!
Yeah, but the only downside is that he got dip clippings all over his shaft.
That's nasty.
No way really?!
Yeah, but the only downside is that he got dip clippings all over his shaft.
That's nasty.
by bagelandsmegma October 15, 2020
Get the sloppy dallasmug. A sexual favor given by your girl involving her packing a fat lip and then proceeding to suck you off
"Hey Matt, you in the mood for a Sloppy Dallas?"
"Babe, I've told you this a million times, I don't want my dick to look like I just fucked a lawn mower bag."
"Babe, I've told you this a million times, I don't want my dick to look like I just fucked a lawn mower bag."
by The Pillsbury Doughboy Laugh October 16, 2020
Get the Sloppy Dallasmug.