Ford ranger

A piece of crap truck that a blonde Amish looking bastard drives. Truely a piece of crap. Only homos add tall white cb antennas to these junk trucks

Nathan:I’m cool I drive a ford ranger !
Melia: no your not your gay...

by Cool dude 69 February 6, 2018

Ford Ranger

a peice of fucking shit american 3.0 or 4.0 engine block that instead of putting oil in it you can literally just fucking spray diarrhea into the block and itll run fine these fucking trucks like to blow up and bend frames like me bending over your dad for some poop fun in the bed

wow, after i told my mom i was gay she immediately bought me 69 ford rangers

by wetgirl444444 January 18, 2016

Ford Ranger

An American piece of shit that won’t get you chicks, won’t work when you need it, won’t be talked bad about by white peoples, and won’t last more than a few years.

Rahul: Hey candy, I’m sorry, I might be running late to our date.

Candy: why you coming late, boy?
Rahul: I drive a Ford ranger.
Candy: oh, no, no, no, baby, take your sweet time, I understand the difficulty you going through

Rahul: thanks

by SP69 January 31, 2018

Ford Ranger

A show pony 4wd Ute. Made to look like its the toughest Ute out there. In reality a matchbox car is stronger and more reliable not to mention cheaper. It’s ability to 4wd, climb rock walls and perform like a true 4wd is non existent.

A true 4wd such as a Nissan Navara is able to climb a rock wall not like a Ford Ranger!

by Haha_medowie_game November 8, 2018

ass ranger

another name for the homosexual who roams the halls of sjb. his real name is alexander and he rides horses. as chummy says, "he rides the boloney poney."

ass ranger is a flaming homsexual who rides horses.

by mattsmuthazluva May 2, 2003

Bone Ranger

A masked marauder who gets a raging boner in the middle of an earthquake in Costa Rica and runs out on the hotel balcony trying to stab people with his tiny, Jimmy Dean breakfast sausage of a Johnson (who the Fuck is Johnson).

The Bone Ranger Stikes Again!

by Teej123 October 20, 2008

power rangers

a well mint tv programme i run home from counthill secondary school everyday at 15:30 to get home at 15:35 to watch my favourite programme eva!!!!!!!!! I am their #1 fan

tom marshall : i have got detention today for being too swotty
tom north : wat do u care?
tom marshall : i will miss power rangers, i cant believe it!!!
everybody in 9C1 : hahahahahahahahahahahahah
mark newton (15 mins later) : hahaha

by tom marshall April 25, 2005