Ben

Often credited for having a three letter name, and is seen as nothing more than a short name

*in school assembly*
Principal- I have got a certificate here for someone worth praising, Ben would you please come and receive this award for having a comfortably small name
*whole school claps*

by Late Boomer January 20, 2020

Ben

A poop-munching guy who has dated half the male population.

Have you checked the toilet for any Bens before you take a crap?

by The mixer-upper April 24, 2020

Ben

A man with unusually small genitals. Has blonde hair is tall and is polish. But is a big gay. A man that is always lost. Also has a short fuse but will not admit it. In addition he loves big cock.

Ben is a big gay.

by DATGoldenBoy June 28, 2018

Ben

Has the biggest wang on the planet. Has a special talent for making women aroused at any given moment.

Omg who is that over there.
Holy shit he just got me aroused, he must be a Ben.

by Hornygirl1210 January 17, 2017

Ben

Ben is a crazy racist sexist pervert. He wants to rape his mom

Man you are a ben

by Cgbductjc December 5, 2019

Ben

complete and utter trash. kill on sight

stop being ben?

by mega cancer October 26, 2018

ben

Ben, a man that is a great friend although has a few minor issues. First of all, Benjamin CANNOT windsurf if his life depended on it. He brags and thinks its cool that he gets good latin marks and can play vector runner. He's a good bloke otherwise.

"Wow he windsurfs like a Ben"

by artiscool74 August 25, 2016