More then just a lag, it comes at you when you least expect it or are in the middle of something important in a game or chat site, it dosen't actually exist but when you lag a lot while important things are happening it's considered a smart lag because the odds aren't that small
WoW player : yes im finally gonna get the loot from that boss, damn that guy's about to steal it *lags*
*Random person passes by and takes it*
*WoW player stops lagging*
WoW player : What the hell just happened?
WoW player's online girlfriend : I love you
*WoW player starts lagging again and can't say it back*
WoW player's online girlfriend : Yeah sure don't say it back. *waits* You're just like my friends said, I hate men *runs off crying and blocks wow player from talking to her*
*WoW player stops lagging*
WoW player : Oh god f*cking damn it I'm having smart lags again.
*Random person passes by and takes it*
*WoW player stops lagging*
WoW player : What the hell just happened?
WoW player's online girlfriend : I love you
*WoW player starts lagging again and can't say it back*
WoW player's online girlfriend : Yeah sure don't say it back. *waits* You're just like my friends said, I hate men *runs off crying and blocks wow player from talking to her*
*WoW player stops lagging*
WoW player : Oh god f*cking damn it I'm having smart lags again.
by Metalhead308 August 06, 2008
fake smart, or pseudo-intellectual, is the classic kid in the back of the room with non prescription thick rimmed glasses, a 4x4 Rubio cube, and some kind of graphic tee depicting how edgy they are. Their grades are probably shit, but they consider themselves “trivia smart”. Chances are, they’ll be atheists or or her- hermadaffadytes
An excellent example of a fake-smart person is the child looking up “fake-smart” on urban dictionary to reassure himself that atheism is the true answer.
by pookipookinschteinthelonerwolf February 21, 2018
A disparaging term coined by people who are hood rats to make themselves feel better because they are not as smart as people who are highly educated.
Hoodrat: You're so book smart, you're still stupid.
Educated Person: That really hurts coming from a drug dealer living out of an abandoned apartment.
Educated Person: That really hurts coming from a drug dealer living out of an abandoned apartment.
by Daniel81 February 28, 2017
A street smart person usually grew up in a shrewd environment. He/She knows the workings of the mind inside people who are less educated, and knows how to make the correct choices while in their presence.
Eminem, Makai Phipher, Me, Jennifer Lopez and Dave Chappelle are all of examples of people who are street smart.
by Haveaheart81 November 23, 2006
n. A condition whereby the desire to defecate is directly proportional to the distance one is from their home. The usual explanation is pyschologial repression of bowel movements when one is out.
Not to be confused with smartass.
Not to be confused with smartass.
I was fine all night, but just as I pulled into my driveway, I had the overwhelming urge to drop the kids off at the pool.
by keyshaw February 07, 2005
by Beantowner December 18, 2004
Absolute nonsense idiots use to feel better about themselves, or to brag when in reality they have literally nothing going on.
Used in place of actual logic or as the idiots using this teen call it "book smarts".
Used in place of actual logic or as the idiots using this teen call it "book smarts".
Idiot: hey that guy got an A on the test.
Person: yeah i heard that guy is actually really smart
Idiot: well book smarts don't mean anything in the real world, i have Street smarts... By the way this lemon is really sour, that's surprising.
Person: yeah i heard that guy is actually really smart
Idiot: well book smarts don't mean anything in the real world, i have Street smarts... By the way this lemon is really sour, that's surprising.
by word adveruter April 07, 2017