Shag ache

It's a term to refer to someone you want to have sex with but you find annoying or does your head in.

'He is doing my head in he is such a shag ache'

by JlD82 September 20, 2016

shag the sheep

To jerk off

I saw you shag the sheep in bed the other night

by Jzdawg November 25, 2016

shag weed

Shag Weed is a type of insult used to call other people (mainly girls) who are way more beautiful / handsome than the person speaking. It’s a way to cope with the feeling of insecurity and / or jealousy or with the large ego of oneself.

Girl A: That girl is such a shag weed.
Boy A: I think they’re just better than you.

Girl A: Whatever.

by Alarkii ! May 11, 2021

Shag Swag

A non-descript token gift given by an important person (or self-important a-hole) to another in recognition of sexual favor and or time spent together.

Didjya hear Derek Jeter gave out shag swag to his one-night stands?

by keyline October 21, 2014

get shagged

Telling someone to go away. Calling someone out on a lie.

'Paul didn't text me back so he can get shagged'. ''Look at her being dramatic she can get shagged'

by @kylie221992 June 3, 2017

tail shagging

Someone is all ways up your ass

Dude stop tail shagging me it's annoying

by Weren1x October 27, 2023

Opportunity Shag

A position in which a man or woman doesn't particularly strive to have sex with a certain individual, but does anyway because the opportunity is there.

"Well, I didn't really want to do her"
"But you did anyway! Total opportunity shag!"

by kyouten3 August 23, 2011