foot phone

Foot phone: the act of putting your own foot to your ear, answering it, and then handing it to the person next to you saying"it's for you". The "foot phone" is only operational when the person attached to foot is intoxicated

How one receives a call on the foot phone
NB: (places foot to ear) "Hello", (looks at Matt, and hands over foot phone). "it's for you".
You can not dial out on the foot phone, it only takes incoming calls.

by PhoneOperator January 6, 2014

waffle foot

when you step on an uneven surface and it leaves an imprint on your foot

you step on a waffle iron

or when your feet just don't look right.

some cases a waffle foot is noticeable.

1 Jim- *holds his foot out of the water* dude this pool is giving me a waffle foot!!

2 margret - these sandls just scream waffle foot

3 eric- *at wrestling the padding on the floor leave detailed imprints of your feet* oh no.. they is gonna find out!

by shattered but aware January 15, 2010

Cabinet Foot

During the act of oral sex a Female’s foot while giving a foot job intentionally slips off the male appenditch and into his anus.

“ Did you just cabinet foot me?”

by The PushPop February 28, 2018

foot gonorrhea

A nasty feeling you get when your feet touch something disgusting

Eww! That public shower is going to give me foot gonorrhea

by Tinnnafish March 9, 2018

Foot Sandwich

Where two people rub their feet in socks together like a sandwich - one person’s feet are the outside and the other feet are the inside :)

Hey there, want a foot sandwich?
Yeah sure!
Take off your shoes ;)

by Frost byte :) January 22, 2020

elephant foot

The fatter cousin of the camel toe. The pussy area of a fat chick. Commonly seen at Walmarts around the country, and can be an extension of the FUPA.

That chick was so fat her camel toe turned into an elephant foot.

by The real Harry T Bagger October 20, 2013

Highway foot

When you get off the highway and your still going highway speed on normal city, slow roads.

I got pulled over because i had highway foot in a thirty five zone.

by laurennicolee March 10, 2009