foot phone

Foot phone: the act of putting your own foot to your ear, answering it, and then handing it to the person next to you saying"it's for you". The "foot phone" is only operational when the person attached to foot is intoxicated

How one receives a call on the foot phone
NB: (places foot to ear) "Hello", (looks at Matt, and hands over foot phone). "it's for you".
You can not dial out on the foot phone, it only takes incoming calls.

by PhoneOperator January 6, 2014

foot sweeping

Sweeping the hardwood floor with your drunken bare foot.

"What are you foot sweeping over there Frank?" "You know it."

by clooneyclone June 9, 2015

waffle foot

when you step on an uneven surface and it leaves an imprint on your foot

you step on a waffle iron

or when your feet just don't look right.

some cases a waffle foot is noticeable.

1 Jim- *holds his foot out of the water* dude this pool is giving me a waffle foot!!

2 margret - these sandls just scream waffle foot

3 eric- *at wrestling the padding on the floor leave detailed imprints of your feet* oh no.. they is gonna find out!

by shattered but aware January 15, 2010

foot gonorrhea

A nasty feeling you get when your feet touch something disgusting

Eww! That public shower is going to give me foot gonorrhea

by Tinnnafish March 9, 2018

Cabinet Foot

During the act of oral sex a Female’s foot while giving a foot job intentionally slips off the male appenditch and into his anus.

“ Did you just cabinet foot me?”

by The PushPop February 28, 2018

Socked-Foot

To cover ones penis with a used sock, then placing the sock on top of a friend or sleeping person to provide comic relief.

"Hey Cameron, I gave Braden the Socked-Foot last night."

"Dude that's sick."

by Socked-Foot June 21, 2014

Foot Cell

Foot Cell is a Insult a very weird one to use on friends

Your a Foot Cell

by Creator Of Foot Cell November 1, 2019