Pee yourself

It happens when someone can not hold their pee in any longer and it shoots out inside their clothes, creating a wet spot on their crotch.

Why did you pee yourself? The bathroom's right there!

Kid: Mommy... I peed myself

by Vocabnerd October 29, 2020

Bin yourself

The act of consuming horrendous amounts of hallucinogenic substance so as to put yourself in a metaphorical (and on occasions literal) bin. But what the fuck, you'll enjoy it in the end.

Steve: Jesus christ lads, I may have gone and racked this line of Ket up a little to big!
Lads: Bin Yourself...Bin Yourself...Bin Yourself!
Steve: *Snorrrrtttttt*

by CluffyFunt June 6, 2018

expressing yourself

Having a tattoo of a penis on your neck

Person A: How do you like to express yourself?
Person B: The penis tattoo on my neck is the only way I'm able to express myself!

"A penis tattoo on your neck is the only way of truly expressing yourself!"

by Charlie_p0g April 27, 2023

Griffin' yourself

The act of putting one man's pubic hair under one of your underarms, and putting another man's pubic hair under the other arm.

Man, that's wank yo! Jimmy would'n never agree to you Griffin' yourself! You be better askin' someone else!

by Iamjesusthelambslayer October 8, 2014

dicking yourself

when you're screwing up and should really stop talking but you don't and you end up digging a grave for yourself

"Karen, stop saying that, you're making it worse -- stop dicking yourself"

by emmmizzlee December 30, 2021

Kill yourself

:D

Kill yourself is mean u want to die

Xavier: hey-
Pocky: Ugh what do u want Xavier
Xavier: i just want to say hey
Pocky: well i hate you i used u and i hope u kill yourself
Xavier: ...
Pocky: ur such a crybaby
Xavier pov: im going to kill Myself...
Pocky: Crybaby HAHAHAHHA

by Xavier innit ^^ October 28, 2021

barbara'd yourself

1. Open yourself up to a joke of sexual innuendo.

2. Say something so blatantly sexual that needs an immediate joke cracked at your expense.

3. La-la-la-la-la-la-la

"Oh yea! I am so sore from getting up and down yesterday."
*Awkward Silence*
"Damn, you just Barbara'd yourself..."

by Senior Rekrap December 2, 2020