walmart wave

Holding up your middle finger; also known as "flipping the bird", and giving someone "the finger". Mainly used by large-assed women driving Ford Windstar vans, with large bangs.
"Did you see that haggard redneck lady in the rusted-out soccer mom van? She really gave that bitch in the Taurus the ol' WalMart Wave!"
by Rocco the other white meat. January 19, 2017
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walmart chicken

A concerning reality that male Walmart employees stick their gentlemen's shaft into the hot ready to eat chicken.
customer (ryan): excuse me, do you have any more Walmart chicken?

Walmart employee (lance): don’t ever buy no chicken from Walmart.
by Rogerdoger15 November 28, 2021
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walmart chris

When a woman leaves a man of good quality and replaces him with a man of lesser quality, the latter is henceforth referred to most derogatorily as "Walmart Chris".
by Elaine Dalton January 10, 2018
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Walmart crush

Someone you see in a public place and you have a major attraction to them. Could see a future with them but you chicken out.
Friend 1: Yo I just had a Walmart crush
Friend 2: What the heck is a Walmart crush? Are you high?
by A gremlin and a crackhead December 22, 2019
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Walmart cowboy

Definition of Walmart cowboy is ethan bangs.
Hey look it’s a Walmart cowboy!
by Cookielover1991 November 06, 2021
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walmart thug

A walmart thug is someone who dresses in fake or off brand clothing that is usually alot of money, also someone who wares fake gold chains or other jewelry
Basically a poor kid who tries to dress in rich clothing, but cant afford the real stuff.
that poor kid looks like a walmart thug
by bureaucracy is bad October 16, 2017
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Walmart feet

When someone walks around barefoot so much that their feet get black and dirty.
Her feet are so dirty after walking barefoot out in public, she has Walmart feet.
by LemurK5 March 10, 2019
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